show-cock

male arm candy, usually used only to parade about and possibly have sex with later, if he doesn't ruin it by talking too much.

also:
the male version of a trophy wife.

i told grey i'd find her a show-cock for her upcoming event.

by moscow ok June 15, 2009

cock jockie

(proper noun) indicating that you like to ride cock. Much like a jockie rides a horse.

Jason is such a cock jockie

by Jerry hoxie September 8, 2005

Cock Waffled

The result of placing one's male genitalia (the phallic portion) into a heated waffle iron.

When Taylor accidentally cock waffled himself, he let out an agonized screech and ended up with a criss-cross pattern on his penis for the rest of his life.

by Lady Awesome Pantalones February 24, 2008

cock country

It's like cock rock but the music is country. Like cock rock, it's about the adventures of the singer's cock (sex life).

Billy Bob puts on some cock country on his stereo before he lays with his chick-of-the-week.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 18, 2006

Cock Weight

The weight of ones penis.

Fiona: Jerry, how much do you weigh?

Jerry: 10 stone... Hold on are we including cock weight?

If so 15.

Fiona: Jerry, you have a hefty penis.

by Xavier Duck December 27, 2012

cock starving

women who have suffered from a prolonged period of cock hunger are said to be cock starving. symptoms include itchy vagina, redness, swelling and a burning hunger for a mean dick.

"bro, that bitch was cock starving. she was fiending for the dick!"

by $h4n3! December 31, 2009

Cock Bag

A statement describing the uselessness of a certain individual

"Brett sucks at Madden so bad he's just a big cock bag!" Tim complained at work.

by Chan Man June 11, 2003