Wanna be a Fuckboy but can't 

A guy who dying to lick the clit but can't cause he don't got the pull and is that doot.

Matt wanna be a Fuckboy but can't

Wanna be a Fuckboy but can't by 8) :) July 19, 2016

Coke can 

1)cock: a penis that has the girth of a Coke can. coke can cock

2)man: nickname of a guy with a penis that has the girth of a Coke can.

1)I was bleeding everywhere afterward because Nick has a Coke can cock!

2)Nick is a Coke can man!

Coke can by The girl down the street December 27, 2004

gas can of booze

Exactly what is sounds like. A gas can full of alcohol. A normal mix is considered Regular unleaded but an extra strong mixer would be considered Premium.

Gerry got everyone messed up when he mixed a half gallon of rum with 6 liters of coke in a gas can to create a gas can of booze.

gas can of booze by Kevin F. Smith September 19, 2006

You can't get that from lick'n 

Something said when someone points out a stimulating and/or awkward moment.

Nikki: "Twist my nipples!"
Tony: "ok?" *twisting nipples*
Nikki: "HARDER!!!"
Tony: *Twisting harder*
Nikki: *Slaps Tony in face*
Jay: "Wow..... You can't get that from lick'n

You can't get that from lick'n by The Brown Sound July 20, 2010

i can't be sure but....

A way of telling someone something tenderly, so as not to shock them or hurt their feelings. Best used when you are absolutely sure of something and you want to "drop a bomb" on someone. Can be used jokingly or sarcastically.

I can't be sure but....I think that was my grenade that killed you bro.

I can't be sure but....I don't think I used a condom last night.

I can't be sure but....I think I'm pregnant.

I can't be sure but....I think I have chlamydia.

i can't be sure but.... by bearfootbuffalo January 21, 2011

You can thank me later 

It really does depend on the context/situation.

If someone has done you a favour and you tell them that you don't know how to thank them, they could say: "You can thank me later" in the sense of that you can do them a favour later and help them with something.

If someone does you a favour and you don't thank them for it and don't seem grateful, they may say in a joking or sarcastic way: "You can thank me later" as a gentle or subtle (even unsubtle) reminder that you should be grateful to them.

If someone gives you a word of warning or tips to avoid you getting into a crisis and you think the advice is unnecessary, they might say: "You can thank me later" or "you'll thank me later" in the sense that although you don't take their words/actions seriously now you'll eventually realise that they were right and will be grateful to them - even if you're not grateful now.

You can thank me later by tarik99 February 24, 2017

I can't breath

Learn better grammar

{insert name here} couldn't use proper grammar so they said, I can't breath.

I can't breath by the gilded oreo March 11, 2021