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Boner hours

The early morning and late night hours where guys make terrible decisions based on their uncontrollable boners.

(i.e. as soon as they wake up In the morning or as they lay awake lonely at night).
These ghosts have been coming out of the woodwork, but I don’t take texts sent during boner hours seriously.
by Larz in Charge May 19, 2020
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trail boner

A male runner who goes a little over the top when it comes to other runners. This type of displayed envy and drama is not well received. Fellow runners will roll their eyes in annoyance.
Man, that guy needs to dial it back. He gets a trail boner anytime (that runner) is around…
by NatashaRomanov October 15, 2022
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boner trap

When a guy gives up his happiness or possibility at success in order to bone a girl.
Jimmy: Yeah he didn't want to join our team because he wanted to be with Jennifer.
Corey: Dude, he got boner trapped.
by coherency September 5, 2018
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Boner Fumes

When a male gets such an intense erection, that his dick crack opens up slightly, from which the sour, bleach smell of his pre-ejaculate can be nasally detected
“Craig (roommate), either turn off the porn or put a thumb on your dick-hole, cause this apartment is lousy with Boner Fumes”
by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021
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Family boner

When one gets an accidental, raging hard-on/slippery-sloop in sight of an indecent family member.
"It was weird...he got a family boner when my towel slipped off. It was so embarrassing!"
by leeislove April 3, 2015
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Back Boner

When your spine gets stuff and hurts
Man I ran so hard today I got a Back boner
Well there’s no lube to ease that Back Boner
by Fudgedragon2005 January 15, 2019
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tinkle boner

Having to pee so bad that it gives you a boner
Man, sitting threw that movie for so long gave me a tinkle boner
by derpS30 April 21, 2015
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