Blue Screen of Death 

n. common
Due to the extreme fragility and bugginess of Microsoft Windows,
misbehaving applications can readily crash the OS
(and the OS sometimes crashes itself spontaneously).
The Blue Screen of Death, sometimes decorated with hex error codes,
is what you get when this happens. (Commonly abbreviated BSOD.)
It is often impossible to recover cleanly from a BSOD. The blue screen of death can strike anywhere.

At the Comdex trade show, Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates
encountered the Blue Screen of Death during a demonstration of Windows 98.
(He had a spare computer standing by).

Blue Screen of Death by notposs May 16, 2006

blue skank 

A combination of Adderall and Benadryl that is snorted. Usually 4 Benadryl every 50mg of Adderall.

It's called blue skank because the 5, 7.5, and 10mg pills of Adderall are blue, which is what color a kid who lied to his doctor to get some would get. The orange 12.5, 15, 20, and 30mg pills and crushed up XR capsules can also be called blue skank, but it makes more sense for it just to be called skank.

Snorted some skank
Right up my nose
It burnt going up
But that's the way it goes

From 12 o'clock
To 8 in the morning
Skanking it up
Never gets boring

Sitting in my room
I've got nothing to do
Gunna find them pills
And give myself a whirl

Blue skank blue skank
I wanna feel good
Blue Skank blue skank
All over my nose

Benadryl makes you tired
Adderall makess you awake
Snorting them both together
Anything but a mistake

Blue skank blue skank
I wanna feel good
Blue Skank blue skank
All over my nose

~Shock Frot

blue skank by Shock Frot September 3, 2007

Blue Falcon

Someone who habitually fucks over another person.

Me: Sweet now we can not go to work!
Hundo: Nope, I already told them that the parade was stopped.
Me: YOU FUCKING BLUE FALCON

Blue Falcon by OB234 May 13, 2010

blue crayon

the blue crayon is typically the most used crayon in a box... therefore a person who is a blue crayon is used...a lot...and well, basically it's just a nice phrase for slut.

Dude, that chick is such a blue crayon. Everyone uses her.

blue crayon by jatri August 20, 2011

Blue Lives Matter 

A copycat organization of Black Lives Matter to promote respect for cops and if perhaps named completely different, would not be regarded as an eye roll for the Black Lives Matter movement, kinda like a copycat store from China. All this makes people wonder whether they actually care about police lives (they could have come sooner) or just out to make trouble. Rolling it out right after the Black Lives Matter movement was not only insulting, but a terrible PR move as with such copying of the original movement into what is now seen as an indirect movement against them does not make there position seem stronger, but a lot weaker. Likely, had it been named differently and came out way before the ORIGINAL BLM movement, maybe it would be a lot more popular. But given that did not happen, it is no surprise it's not taken seriously by many.

"We are sick of all this racial profiling/stereotyping! What's so hard to g- *rudely interrupted*
"YOU ARE ALL TERRORIST RIOTERS BECAUSE SOME RANDOM BLOGGER I FOLLOW SAID SO! IMMA CALL 911 ON ALL OF Y'ALL! BLUE LIVES MATTER!"
"What? We legit have data and studies to back us up. We are not against all police or anybody, we just want to defend out own liv-" *Gets rudely interrupted again*
"WELL, I GOT MY BLOGGER, MY FRIENDS, MY CHURCH, MY POLICE BUDDIES, AND EVERY NON BLACK FOLK I KNOW SAYING OTHERWISE! AND SINCE I BELIEVE I'M RIGHT, I LIKELY AM! PLUS LOOK AT THIS DATA FROM A CHRISTIAN RESEARCH CENTER I FOUND ON FACEBOOK! WE ALSO HAVE A WEBSITE! LOOK!"
"....Perhaps that has a sort of bias? I mean, our movement came first one, and two, we had our own website long before that I doubt you even bothered to look at. Also, our data is from university research as well as gov't-" *once again, rudely interrupted*
"YOU LIBERALS! YOU FOOLS YOU KNOW NOTHING! YOU HEAR ME! YOU SHOULD HAVE RESPECT! AND NOT SHOUT OR INTERRUPT YOUR ELDER! 911! 911!!!!!"
"Can't we just love and accept e-" *you can already guess what happened. And good cause I quit as writer of this so enjoy the following from a new writer*

(Hi, I'm the new writer. The rest of this is a 2 hour ramble by the Blue LM dude basically saying the same points and though everyone walked away by now, his buddy the mirror is still there, backing him up and agreeing 100% every sentence)

Blue Lives Matter by DethKnot July 1, 2018

Blue Screen of Death 

n. common
Due to the extreme fragility and bugginess of Microsoft Windows,
misbehaving applications can readily crash the OS
(and the OS sometimes crashes itself spontaneously).
The Blue Screen of Death, sometimes decorated with hex error codes,
is what you get when this happens. (Commonly abbreviated BSOD.)
It is often impossible to recover cleanly from a BSOD. The blue screen of death can strike anywhere.

At the Comdex trade show, Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates
encountered the Blue Screen of Death during a demonstration of Windows 98.
(He had a spare computer standing by).

Blue Screen of Death by notposs May 8, 2006

Blue shark 

The ramblings of a techno-phobic old lady who is unaware of the technology on her mobile phone. Good for about 7 days of laughing and also as a constant reminder that old people are not more intelligent.

Does this phone have blue shark on it?
WTF, do you mean blue tooth!!

Blue shark by Unknown69 August 21, 2006