Horizontal bar

A sport construction out of metal with a horizontal metal bar in the middle where you can try to to wind your body around it in several positions and directions.

Being loved by german sports teachers at school. Probably invented by the devil himself.

Statistics say that every fifth student can leave the sports hall without crushed balls.

Teacher: You! Come to the horizontal bar.
My balls: Ah, shit – here we go again…

by EroxHD [YT] October 27, 2019

Bury barutz (Bir-ee Bar-ootz)

Someone so cute you want to squish them up and stick them in your pocket!

Woah, delancey is a real Bury barutz (Bir-ee Bar-ootz)

by Delancey413 October 28, 2019

dry bar

were u get ur hair done

i’m going to the dry bar

by heheheh___ October 29, 2019

Bars

The product of a tongue hotter than the surface of the sun. When your shit so fire people's ears get burnt.

"Damn son, that dudes got bars"
"What'd you say, I can't hear you over this heat"

by Traplord Mike November 5, 2019

Eat a Mars Bar

Clenching and unclenching your buttcheeks as if there was a Mars Bar jammed inbetween them. This is to ensure you keep the blood flowing when standing still for a long period of time.

Instructor: To keep the blood flowing don't forget to eat a Mars Bar. Don't fully eat a Mars Bar, and don't produce a Mars Bar.

by jentlemangack December 4, 2020

Bar

Can't go there to pick up girls because apparently they should be fucking a retard instead of me. That's the general consensus.

I think if I got a lead bar or a pipe I could bash that mongoloids skull in pretty easily. Could use my first but it hate to compromise my stabbing hand.

by Hym Iam December 5, 2020

downriver klondike bar

You poop in a bag freeze it and use the frozen turd for a sex you with your partner.

Jason she asked for the downriver Klondike bar last night.

by C-CREW specials December 5, 2020