Monkey Bar

When someone shoves a bar of metal up someone's ass, typically in a safe BDSM environment. The bar has to be made of metal for it to be considered a monkey bar. Some have also combined two cans of Arizona iced tea to create a monkey bar, but that is a very rare sight.

Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.

A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.

Scenario 1:

Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."

by alpha-male-wolf-1230 May 19, 2025

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dry bar

were u get ur hair done

i’m going to the dry bar

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Sausage Bar

A bar composed primarily of insecure men. Patrons of sausage bars make anti-homosexual remarks, yet seem a little too close to their "bros".

"Hey let's go to <insert bar name>!"
"That's a sausage bar but I'm feeling my bros, let's go!"

by Bringindowntheblouse January 28, 2017

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Buster bar

A buster bar is a sexual act drived from the sweet gooey treat from Dairy Queen it is When a man Is giving a girl anal then nuts in her ass and then she proceads to shit on his dick,he then puts his shitdick in her vagina.

"Boiiii I gave her the buster bar last night...shes got the stank pus to prove it "

by Boiiiiiiii1112356 August 28, 2019

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