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Magellan's Jew

A Jew that tries to give you directions when they are obviously wrong.
Magellan's Jew was left on the main land because his directions were obviously wrong and Magellan could not circumnavigate the world with faulty directions.
by jackyp November 10, 2009
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Based Jew

A Jewish person (typically between ages 10-20) who is very based and proud of themself. They are on tiktok and they hate antisemites. Their comments are spammed with antisemites either named something like user728372937383, austrianpainter8293, or kanyefan82839. They don't let any comments like those change their opinion on their religion. They explain why antisemitic arguments are invalid all the time. And for fun, they post them celebrating their holidays on tiktok.
Miriam is so amazing! She is such a based Jew.
by Elysmile April 10, 2023
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Jew Score

My jew score went down after I forgot to pay my credit card off last week
by I_Hunt_Jews December 12, 2025
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cannoe jew

I am not a cannoe jew
by cracked7toilet December 2, 2019
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Kung Jew

Another kyke martial art. Just like Jew Jitsu. Refer to my other definition.
by Best User On Urban Dictionary September 30, 2025
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White jew

"White Jew" is an archaic term for Scottish people due to the fact that Scotsman were known for being stingy penny pinching ruthless capitalists (much like the Jewish stereotype) and Jews were not considered white at the time much like Italians or Greeks. This term fell out of favor when "white" began to apply to more and more light skinned groups, and not just western Europeans.
Scrooge McDuck is Scottish for a reason. Why do you think they call the "White Jews?"
by wakkadoodooo November 26, 2021
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Jew Nippers

A collection of random related and unrelated young people who visit your home for a day or two and end up staying for months.

Derived from the symbolism for the Juniper plant's hardy nature and evergreen leaves have made it a symbol of “endurance and safeguarding” or in practical terms “protection of the elderly “
When are you Jew Nippers moving on ? I need to renovate the kitchen
by YourReelMum April 5, 2024
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