apple

the act of shitting yourself and then eating an apple for self pleasure

i think im gonna go have an apple after school

by discordkitten21 March 11, 2024

Apple

Makes mustard

Friend: i want some mustard for my hotdog

Me: *sqeezes apple*

Friend: 🗿

Apple hey apple

by Regidrago January 22, 2021

Appling

If someone 'Apples', is 'Appling' or a game is 'Appled'. It means that the game has been broken by the player purposefully or accidentally while attempting to do something important within the game.

Person 1: 'Did you see that he appled Little Nightmares?'
Person 2: 'Yeah! He apples every single game he plays.'
Person 3: 'Why does he do so much appling?!'

by athyena July 18, 2024

adam's apple sauce

In reference to what's left from an old man's adam's apple. It is no longer a hard lump in the throat but a mush.

"Old man I'll karate chop in your adam's apple sauce!"

by portablepotty January 12, 2013

gumming the apple

Toothless man performing cunnilingus

Old Man Ray was gumming the apple on Miss Pearl.

by SiLaura December 18, 2023

Apple Bottom

1. A woman with an odd shaped booty.
2. A man with either asymmetrical genitals or a huge booty that sticks out and only women should have.

1. "Dang, the doctor must've messed up her butt implants 'cause she got an apple bottom!"
2. "Trust me Becky, John is such an apple bottom because when we did the deed, I felt so awkward feeling genitals like a basketball and a baseball in a nut sack."

by Failed Dictionary June 24, 2016

Apple Crittermunt

Delectable limited time sweet treat from TacoBell with empanada exterior and apple pie filling.

I want some Apple Crittermunts for desert after this!

by Gutnis March 8, 2025