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Get the Ur brother a mother mug.The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.
A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.
A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.
"Dude, did you hear? Gialo pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law at Midnight' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing APEX Legends."
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Every man likes to marry with a woman who resembles his mother, but not every man thinks like this; or we can say, five fingers are brothers, but they are not equal.
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• Someone that shows you lots of attention and give you tons of advice.
• Someone that calls, text, or FaceTime you every night.
• Someone that spoils you with good things. (Like candy, food, etc.)
• Someone that will tell you right from wrong.
• Someone that actually treats you like their lil sister.
• And most importantly a favorite brother is someone you can come to regardless of what it is and won’t be judged.
My favorite brother is the best. He is always their for me when everyone else turns their back on me.
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