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Wet Wesley

When a person, especially one named Wes, attempts to give a girl of large girth, often a girl who is colloquially known as a "dike," a lap dance while the said muff diver is in the process of peeing.
Last time I drank, I had way too many and tried to give a big lesbian a Wet Wesley.
by RandyIsTheDevil December 22, 2010
mugGet the Wet Wesleymug.

wet bandit

the act of eating a vagina with a dip in preferably longhorn. After you are done munching her pink hole you take the dip out and insert it in her vagina.
last night i was eating out jess after i was done working that pussy i gave her the wet bandit
by noobler elf October 24, 2007
mugGet the wet banditmug.

wet feet

when some one is peeing there pants because he is scared or has problems with the bladder
Look at that guy he peed his pants the loser must have wet feet
by John Morrison November 14, 2007
mugGet the wet feetmug.

wet as a bum

Also spelled Wedadahhbum

When sometind is da crazziest wet.
Term originated in da 503 portland oregon.
GANGSTAVILLE, USA
TRILLVILLE, USA

Pronunciation= (Wed) (Ad) (Ahh) (Bum)
you're rollin' down the street, getting your c.o. (chill on) and some homie says "dyummm shun, you wet as a bum"

"Shit meng you so icy, You as wedadahhbum meng"
by AP, AG June 12, 2008
mugGet the wet as a bummug.

Wet Willie

While getting head pull her head back and turn it sideways and blow it in her ear.
what happens to matt with his boyfriends
by Devin March 30, 2004
mugGet the Wet Williemug.

Wet up

To verbally outline your excited emotion whilst hang gliding!
Hahaha did you hear Wilson yelp 'Wet up' as he landed?!?!
by Wilson_fly August 25, 2010
mugGet the Wet upmug.

Wet Squirrel

When a man sticks his nut sac or ball sac in someones mouth and then precedes to jerk himself off and shoots his load in that persons hair.
Last night when i was getting my dick sucked i decided to give that person a wet squirrel.
by One wet squirrel June 1, 2009
mugGet the Wet Squirrelmug.

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