Fat Waffle

a person that is a hoe, fat, and has grid lines

you fat waffle!

by fatwafflebling March 14, 2020

Frankenstein's Waffle

a really ugly dick

I was unzipping his pants, and then Frankenstein's Waffle popped out!

by blondemunchkin April 20, 2016

Massachusetts Waffle

When you squat over a fully cooked waffle, diarrhea all over it like it is syrup,
whip your semen into "whipped cream", place it on the waffle
and top it with a cherry and feed it to your partner

"Bro i just gave my girlfriend a Massachusetts Waffle"

"Nigga what the fuck you gross ass nigga"

" Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick; Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with
Niiigggaaa~"

"What!?"

by ThatoneMassachusettswaffleguy September 4, 2025

Twat Waffle

1) One with nothing to say of any value. 2) One that sits behind a keyboard thinking they're a badass until proven otherwise then runs from chat like a bitch

Did you see that Twat Waffle come in here, run his mouth, get owned and gtfo? hahahaha

by LordWhiteTiger March 27, 2018

Medium Waffle

When you stick a square shaped waffle in between your ass cheeks and squeeze.

Hey Bill, I’m going to medium waffle tonight, wanna come along?

by Annnanaaa April 21, 2018

waffle

Talker (singular waffle or waffel)
A blabberer. They talk too much and are never conscious of when to stop ranting. If you are a waffle, this is a trait everyone recognises you for. You are also very sweet, but tend to drive people away by seeming overenthusiastic and too keen.

That waffle waffles on too much.

by SoberB*tch February 13, 2025

small waffle

The response to "large waffle".

Beck : Large waffle

John : Small waffle

by l1c1w4ffl3 January 7, 2018