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long johnson cat

When a cat is possesed by a demon called Long Johnson and cant stop speaking out Long Johnson.
Ooh Long Johnson......Oooh Long Johnson cat. Ooooh Long John.....son..cat
by BuzzoQueen March 2, 2016
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Long Johnny

Damn, did you see that guys (my) long johnny? I wish he'd let me suck it and ride it all night long
by Mattlarrystitt April 9, 2017
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ling be long

A physically attractive Asian woman usually between the ages of 18-22 who will have sex with young black men,after sex she says "now its your turn" and she whips out her 12 inch dick and precedes to fuck the man,without his approval.
ling be long fucked me hard last night.
by ling ling 3464 May 7, 2018
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Long Distance Dick Punch

See dick punch.

The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
by JlevEsq July 30, 2021
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Mega gay long machete

something I wrote outside with chalk while talking to my friend.
Emma: hey remember mega gay long machete?
Me: yeah when you were telling a story about some dude with a long machete I added it to the "mega gay" I wrote
by GYARUGYARUGYARU September 3, 2024
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Long John Silvered

When a girl swings in and lands on your sword as if a pirate attacking from one ship to another.
“Yo, this crazy chick I was with last night Long John Silvered me.”
by RealCfan March 18, 2023
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Long Island Patty

The action of giving a rim job while intoxicated on heroin
The Long Island patty I received yesterday from Jessica was insanely messy and she kept missing my anus because of all of the heroin she took”
by Appalachian Train Master April 10, 2024
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