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flip a turtle

as an order of respectfully telling someone to shut up
It’s that Jared told Kim to go flip a turtle the other night in front of all of us.
by jjloza June 12, 2022
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Sea Turtled

Being abandoned by the father before the child is born
Kid 1: "Hey where's your dad?"
Kid 2: "I don't have a dad."
Kid 1: "He sea turtled you?
by Jaywolf209 September 25, 2015
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turtle-backing

When you throw a pie-tin full of whipped cream at someone’s back and it sticks to their back like a turtle shell.
“Wow, Elijah just got done turtle-backing Jeremy!”
by Educated_Scholar21301 August 22, 2019
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Turtle tuesday

the best day where turtles are celebrated across the globe
by sircarno January 19, 2021
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turtles

world has turtles
by we like fortnite? March 5, 2020
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meat turtle

A large penis that is shaped kind of like a turtle head.
I fucked Dave's mom with my meat turtle and she swallowed my turtle jizz!
by Judy's meat turtle May 21, 2021
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turtle tennis

Where you rip off your Turtles head and throw it back and forth with a friend.
Why did she want to play turtle tennis last night, it's gross!
by Moist Minge December 10, 2016
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