Salad Goes to America is a web comic in progress made by two kids with too much time on their hands. It was published on Ao3 and has a small following by 4 whole people (not including those who have read it or have been introduced by those original 4) ((the creators included))
by SaladWellington February 20, 2022
Get the Salad Goes to Americamug. When whatever you are doing or attempt to do become a buttfucking mess.(aka a total shit show)
Can all be used as the word to describe cumming on a girls pubes that contains lots of dingleberry like hard crunchy crouton bits, the cum is the dressing.
Can all be used as the word to describe cumming on a girls pubes that contains lots of dingleberry like hard crunchy crouton bits, the cum is the dressing.
When your retard friend makes a shlop salad out of your plans.
Damn that guy dressed that girls shlop salad nicely.
Damn that guy dressed that girls shlop salad nicely.
by EXC DOGIICHEESE July 24, 2016
Get the shlop saladmug. The act of pouring a can of tuna onto a womans private area and proceeding to ejaculate on her and mix it together and eat it
by Squirrel69 August 17, 2019
Get the Tuna saladmug. by GUYS WHERES MY DICK May 30, 2025
Get the Salad dressingmug. Generally a marshmallow and jello based salad with carrot shavings and orange slices. It usually sits behind a deli counter glass window. It never gets ordered but because it’s company policy to carry this ridiculous salad: they just keep it rotating in the deli case for weeks. It has a long shelf life due to all that sugar and jello. Mostly appeals to old people or Mormon potlucks.
Deli clerk: “Would you be in interested in a Minnesota salad?”
Customer: “god no! It looks like it’s a few months old!”
Customer: “god no! It looks like it’s a few months old!”
by Twunk102 February 15, 2024
Get the Minnesota Saladmug. by kalisz June 14, 2010
Get the retard saladmug. Female counterpart to a rusty trombone whereas a female receives a rim job and gets fingered at the same time by the same person.
by Giblet Biscuit April 30, 2019
Get the Hand Tossed Tuna Saladmug.