by diamond man lover February 17, 2022
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He was here before it all, and when the night claims this world and all those like it he will remain. Beyond hope, beyond fear, beyond the blustering facade that you, in your misguided youth, call reality.
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He was here before it all, and when the night claims this world and all those like it he will remain. Beyond hope, beyond fear, beyond the blustering facade that you, in your misguided youth, call reality.
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Hey, did you see the game last night?
Yeah, it was really///eally|| no he's ::::::: HERE PLEASE NO the the scarrow man has come.
Yeah, it was really///eally|| no he's ::::::: HERE PLEASE NO the the scarrow man has come.
by Scarrow Man May 1, 2021
Get the scarrow man mug.Man-purring man purr AKA snoring; After going on a sports camp with several dad helpers there was one dad who snored constantly throughout the night. After several hours of sleepless annoyance, the rhythm of the snoring became deliriously comforting and relaxing, vaguely like a fat cat purring when it is content. Some of the coaches (and dads) complained the next morning of the constant snoring, but the 'man-purrer' awoke refreshed and oblivious to the issues he created. Snoring is a derogatory term for a natural and innocent act, blamed mostly on men. The dads all later agreed that we only snore because we are exhausted and contented - thus the term 'Man-purring' was coined. Man-purring is a far more politically correct name for an outdated, derogatory and argument-causing term known annoyingly as 'snoring'. 'Man-purring' displays to our partners a more innocent and sincere meaning for a common and natural phenomenon - "Men - do we snore? No, we 'man-purr.'"
Wife "I hope you slept well last night, you kept me awake with your continual snoring",
Husband "Darling, I'm so sorry, it wasn't deliberate - I didn't mean to snore, it was only man-purring. When I'm sleepy and laying next to you, you make me feel so relaxed and happy with life so I 'man-purr' ...I love you so much!
Husband "Darling, I'm so sorry, it wasn't deliberate - I didn't mean to snore, it was only man-purring. When I'm sleepy and laying next to you, you make me feel so relaxed and happy with life so I 'man-purr' ...I love you so much!
by Brett Witherby January 15, 2017
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Note: Sleeping with hookers, pre-teens, or family members does not count towards the title of "Century Man."
Note: Sleeping with hookers, pre-teens, or family members does not count towards the title of "Century Man."
Dave: I just won the Pulitzer Prize for my new novel!
Jim: Yeah? Well I banged your girlfriend last night and now I'm a Century Man.
Dave: Damn... I wish I was as cool as you.
Jim: Yeah? Well I banged your girlfriend last night and now I'm a Century Man.
Dave: Damn... I wish I was as cool as you.
by a_pimp_among_pimps October 10, 2010
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