Man Plasm

The milky substance that attacks the female egg in an attempt to procreate. or jizz

Watch out for that Man Plasm on the floor, dad is having a mid-life crisis and just leaves it anywhere

by Minge Broker April 8, 2009

ingredient man

one who works with and is especially familiar with ingredients. also is generally distinguished by the ability to enrich uranium-235 using a microwave and Land o' Lakes butter. also used as an insult, to be used only against foes due to its highly offensive manner.

shut up you....ingredient man

damn it, ingredient man, you kicked my ass again!

by sirsurefoot April 23, 2005

Night Man

The nemesis of the dayman, and the original fictional character made by Charlie Kelly on the show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. He is believed to be the manifestation of Charlie's dark childhood and possible molestation.

Mac: What's this new song about Charlie?

Charlie: Night man, and how he goes fills you up inside to possess you.

Mac: Charlie, that totally sounds like rape.

by The Golden God Part 2 June 29, 2019

Man Disease

The affliction of not seeing something even when it is right in front of your face.

When a man looks in the pantry and cannot find the replacement mayonaise, he has man disease.

by marshalynn January 11, 2011

man chubby

A man having a sexual crush toward another man.

"Bro, you have a total man chubby on Tom Brady."

by MAN CHUBSTER January 5, 2018

man gunt

Basically a fat cunt with a big gut hanging over their genitals. See gunt, commonly referring to women when it really should be a gender neutral term as any fat cunt with a big gut has a GUNT

Look at that glorious man gunt hanging out. Zero hecks.

by Zerohecks September 17, 2018

Man Ruler

A ruler that for every inch beyond 5 inches, the actual length of each segment shrinks by half, leading to a severely exaggerated final measurement.

It is the most commonly used tool when a man measures his manhood.

Whether made with a physical measuring tool or a perceived one, the measurements are always equally exaggerated.

John: "Yeah man, I've got a huge tool!"

Pat: "Is that so? I have my doubts."

John: "NINE THROBBING INCHES BUDDY!" *unzips fly*

Pat: "I see you've been using the Man Ruler again."

by RandomBrowser April 10, 2012