Man bao

Asian man bun

That samurai has a sweet man bao

by PublikProjek January 04, 2018

man petrol

A name given to high strength dirt cheap alcohol found in large plastic bottles aka jerry cans or tankers

The lads needed a bit of a rev up for a big night out Johny turned up with a few tankers of man petrol and instantly everyone was on the tear

by Luke Doyle April 21, 2016

man utter

The penis when it is hanging from the body of a person on all fours.

He got on all fours and she milked his man utter.

by Bamzamma December 16, 2016

man splanting

when a male. plants a tree and produces semen on the tree

karen:billy have you man been man splanting

billy:not yet mom

by L.w.sommerville November 28, 2016

bal man

"TomSka starts laughing at the joke XD"

oh look, a bal : bal man

by FunnyBonesGamer June 19, 2022

Marlin Man

A person who enjoys fishing and the stonk market equally. Rarely seen in the wild, this semi-ratarded individual frequents stock message boards to shit post and share trade ideas.

A self described "Ape", MarlinMan is a reckless trader with no apparent risk tolerance. This family man works in a professional field and likes to give back to the cum-munity.

Also a boomer

MarlinMan: (Ape, Father, Fullonrapist)

Marlin Man lost his child's college fund on far OTM GME calls

by BigPenisMelonMan69696969420 January 17, 2022

Man Slave

A submissive male that lives only to please his mistress in any way desired, financially or physically.

Todd was Eva's man slave, first he had to wash the dishes and then wash her.

by Sarah.Gibson31 May 25, 2018