When a female grasps your penis and throttles it with unrelenting power, leaving a burning sensation after you ejaculate. Not to be confused with Tie Burn, which is a method of ejaculation by using... A tie.
"How'd last night go?"
"My dick's killing me, she gave me the Thai Burn!"
"Yeah, well I got a Tie Burn!"
"My dick's killing me, she gave me the Thai Burn!"
"Yeah, well I got a Tie Burn!"
by Derry "Incest" Collins June 15, 2023

by Eryka Sunderland September 27, 2005

Ashton Burns is a small hyperactive midget. He has all the smaller qualities an average male would having, meaning he has a micropenis and is a midget. Ashton is a very dyslexic person and can barely spell the alphabet, if Ashton is asked to do anything he will ultimately fail, not knowing what to do in any situation.
by Wize Guy. April 27, 2022

To disrespect or "burn" someone so badly that there is no way they can come back with any kind of legitimate response.
John: You're so ugly, Bill, even your own mother doesn't love you.
Frank: Ohhh! Fatal burn!
Bill: Yeah, well...whatever.
Frank: Ohhh! Fatal burn!
Bill: Yeah, well...whatever.
by Anonymous7538759287523 October 30, 2008

- Painting can be a real struggle, huh?
- Not for her. She burned a mountain and now her work is in MoMA.
- It’s not possible. You won’t finish writing your novel by tomorrow.
- I’ll burn a mountain and it will be ready by the morning.
- Not for her. She burned a mountain and now her work is in MoMA.
- It’s not possible. You won’t finish writing your novel by tomorrow.
- I’ll burn a mountain and it will be ready by the morning.
by ankabara January 12, 2019

1) Eliza: I’m burning the memories, burning the letters, that might have redeemed you!
2) Eliza: I hope that you... buuuurrrrrrnnnnn
2) Eliza: I hope that you... buuuurrrrrrnnnnn
by liv_sax May 15, 2021

by Betty Bash May 11, 2018
