twat-fruit

The offspring of a self entitle woman.

I told her to be sure her twat-fruit did his homework.

by kilodelta February 22, 2010

Twat Mallet

A large vibrator ....that. looks like a microphone 🎤..... AKA a wand

Whe you see a used vibrator on Facebook marketplace that claims it's brand new , but you can just tell its been hammered you can exclaim " that's a well used twat mallet "

by Rewd53 August 20, 2024

Twat

In Harry Potter language this means stupid or idiot

He's such a twat

by Happy5548 July 5, 2016

Twat

1. Used in America to insult somebody referring to how stupid they are. usually used for men.

2. Used in the UK to insult somebody who does something stupid.

3. Used in the UK to reference female genitalia in a harsh manner

Pronounced:
UK - tw-ah-t
US - tw-o-t

1. You twat!

2. did you see Kevin? Man that boy's a right twat

3. See that girl? I bet her twat is minging

by Yujo88 May 11, 2015

twat syrup

When you shit and jizz into a gaping cavity and the mixed solution is poured onto a tray. The mixture is then diluted with Sunnyvale Fruity Lexia and put on the bench for 30 minutes allowing all air bubbles to disappear. It is then placed in an oven at 180 degrees celsius and cooked for 25 minutes or until the potent smell extends to every room in your home. the finished product is then put in a jar and used for morning toast.

Woman :"Hey man have you tasted George's Twat Syrup?"

Man : "No, is it good?"
Woman : "Absolutely!"

by Chronic O February 17, 2015

Otter twat butt pop

It is when he or she are out cold from a over dose and frozen otter pops are inserted in the vagina and anus to revive the person from the onset of death.

OMG THERE IS SOMEONE DYEING FROM OVER DOSE QUICK GIVE THEM A OTTER TWAT BUTT POP!

by Dylan Everett Cally July 10, 2023

Twat-fucker

The worst nightmare of the world.

That dude is such a twat-fucker!

by The Anrkissed September 23, 2019