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Shallow Twat

A twat that wants alot of attention & people to pity her, so she makes up lies that every man she talks to tries to proposition her for sexual favors. Also known for making up lies about every possible thing, from being a: porn star, stripper, caregiver, chef, blogger for Huffington Post and a million other professionals, being robbed & having her property damaged to also having cancer- Yes, that's right, even lies about Cancer! The only thing truthful would be that she would suck any cock given the chance, for some meth to put in her glass dick- Which she keeps hidden in her vagina, hence the name "Shallow Twat"
That shallow twat kept telling story after story, only to play the victim when she got caught up in her lies.
by Gabe's Cakes July 14, 2017
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Barney Twat

A Twat so inflamed it's Purple like barney.. Usually has a huge labia
"hey guys have you seen Mel's pussy? It's Purple, looks like a Barney Twat.
by D sanity July 24, 2017
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Twat nav'd

When you ask a Friend for a lift to an appointment, and on the way back, they detour to a someone's house and gets you wrecked
I got a lift off matt yesterday to the hospital, he twat nav'd me to his mates on the way back, still recovering now...
by Fearnox August 4, 2017
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sour twat

A sour...
1) A great word to shout out.

2) A woman's vagina.

3) A blow to the face or genitalia.

4) Used by Tweety.

5) An offensive term for a person.

6) Acronym for The War Against Terrorism.
Shut up you little sour twat.
You don't gotta be a sour twat bout it
by Gotyoazz August 9, 2017
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sour twat

A dirty, disgusting and often bitchy/pissy twat
Shut up you litte sour twat!
Go wash yo sour twat!'
by Gotyoazz August 10, 2017
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dim twat

When you call someone a dim twat you are saying they are very dumb.
Luca said, "Wow. She is such a dim twat." "I know right she is so dumb," said Lola.
by Uuuuuuggggghhhhhhh August 23, 2017
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Twat

Like a cunt but not as bad.

People who say this word are genuises who understand the difference between cunts, dick heads and twats.
*John stole the blunt*

Sean: John stop being a twat!
by Topshagger24 October 27, 2018
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