Lead Hat-trick 

Lead Hat-trick: In this defensive maneuver, the defender quickly draws his pistol and hits the attacker with 3 consecutive shots delivered (in order) to the attacker's groin, chest, and head (allowing the recoil of each shot to naturally raise the point of aim for the next shot). The attacker is thereby triple fucked and the defender can lay claim to successfully executing the legendary Lead Hat-trick.

Did you hear another crackhead broke into the local service garage again. This time, Bill was ready and pulled off the legendary Lead Hat-trick.

Lead Hat-trick by anonymous November 3, 2023

dva one trick 

A title held but only the Sexiest of human beings, a DVa one trick holds the upmost dedication to their role as tank and have transcended the veil between the earth and heaven.

“Joeys a Dva One Trick, it’s only rational that we submit to his very being”

dva one trick by Onetrick Dva🦋 February 6, 2024

swiss hat trick 

A hat trick in soccer is scoring three goals in one game. A German hat trick is scoring three consecutive goals in the same half, a much more difficult task.

On a weekend vacation break, having sex with three different (fresh meat) partners is a hat trick. Three partners in a 24 hour period is a German hat trick.

A Swiss hat trick is similar to a German hat trick but quirkier. The difference is no washing during the 24 hour period.

A Swiss hat trick is having intercourse with three different sexual partners within a 24 hour period with zero intimate washing.

You must be a true pulling machine to complete the Swiss hat trick. Ron completed it in Skegness after a couple of previous Swiss braces.

swiss hat trick by Geordie6 June 16, 2024

Blossom Always Get Tricked By Bubble For The Fastest Joke In The World For Buttercup 

Blossom Always Get Tricked By Bubble For The Fastest Joke In The World For Buttercup

Blossom Always Get Tricked By Bubble For The Fastest Joke In The World For Buttercup

Blossom Always Get Tricked By Bubble For The Fastest Joke In The World For Buttercup by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

The Codiene Trickle Codiene The 

The Codiene Trickle Codiene The

The Codiene Trickle Codiene The

The Codiene Trickle Codiene The by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 24, 2025

Desert Hat-trick 

A penetrative sex act involving three people, performed on a beach and deliberately incorporating so much sand that the friction could cause a bonfire.

"Why is Sarah walking like John Wayne?"
"Her insides were sandblasted during the desert hat-trick she scored with Brad and Cody last night."

Desert Hat-trick by DilfRider July 5, 2025

jersey hat trick 

the act of consuming a 4loko, beatbox, and buzzball all in under 10 minutes

a: “i can’t believe you just did a jersey hat trick”
b: “dhdiodksneudu”

jersey hat trick by Penis VanLesbian July 24, 2025