The snake

Cutting your tongue into to parts so you can lick the ass and pussy at the same time

Dude I got the snake so I could like her ass and pussy at the same time

The snake by Stonedbong February 1, 2020

Early Snake gets the Cake 

Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.

Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."

Early Snake gets the Cake by MadDawgDylan January 3, 2020

sheet snake 

Sheet snake: what you call a males penis when he lays between the sheets.

We were just laying, cuddling in the bed when all of the sudden I was bitten by a sheet snake! F

sheet snake by E - n - M #Q20 April 1, 2020

Snap snake

A way to ask a guy if he wants to send you a picture of his penis.

Ryan: Hey chris, wanna snap snake me?
Chris: woah dude that’s hella gay.
Ryan: it’s fine I have socks on so no homo.
Chris:oh sweet dude, let me get it up!

Snap snake by Cocksuckingking May 20, 2020

trouser snake 

Slang for penis, but could also refer to Trowzer from the Yooka-Laylee series of video games.

A: "What's the name of that snake that wears pants in Yooka-Laylee?"
B: "You must be thinking of Trowzer!"
A: "Oh yeah, the guy who originated from the phrase trouser snake. It means penis."

trouser snake by BrochachoYT May 24, 2020

Bleeding snake 

Is when you suck a cock so god dam long it starts cumming blood

Stop sucking babe I’m about to get a bleeding snake!

Bleeding snake by Moose calf69 June 27, 2020

Smug Snake 

A sleazy, morally-slippery (often scheming) person, with a giant ego and/or delusions of magnificence.

”He thought he was an excellent charmer and that he could manipulate everyone around him for his own gain, but he is such an obvious slimeball that nobody bought it.”
”What a smug snake!”

Smug Snake by SlimeShady666 September 12, 2020