Advanced Shake n' Bake

A way of making Dextroamphetamine (Speed). You put 100ml 70% ethylamine solution, Coleman's Premium Camp Fuel 14oz, 1/4 cup Sodium Hydroxide, 1/2 cup Ammonium Nitrate, Phenylpropanolamine HCl 2.4g, Lithium metal from batteries, soda stream bottle or something, shake n' bake, and burp it. You got to wear a gas mask. It's an explosion hazard. The advanced part is the Ethylamine liquid allowing for an easier reaction with less pressure. Li(NH3)4 and Li(CH3CH2NH2)4 system. But it's still an explosion hazard. HCl acid is needed. Just enjoy Nature's Ritalin or something. Khat is cool. Advanced Shake n' bake is a modified Birch Reduction.

Dave: I Advanced Shake n' Bake Phenylpropanolamine to get Speed. Yes Dextroamphetamine.

by CognitiveFuel September 16, 2024

Advanced Shake n Bake

Advanced Shake n Bake is when you put ethylamine, lithium, Coleman's Camp Fuel, added to the soda stream bottle. A beaker has freebase Phenylpropanolamine dissolved in Pentane, Hexane, or Heptane. You should see little tiny Bronze beads start forming around the RV (Reaction Vessel, Soda Stream Bottle) floating just on top of the NP mixed around with the Li within the first 10 minutes if everything is going well. Swirl the bottle and/or heat with blow-dryer as needed to keep the reaction continuing strong throughout this process. Continue this process for probably about 25 – 45 minutes, until approximately 3/4 of the Li in the RV has been converted to Bronze. Then add Phenylpropanolamine dissolved in Pentane, Hexane, or Heptane into the RV through a funnel. Then Shake the fuck out of the bottle and heat with hair dryer and burp it to release Ethylamine pressure. The advantage of Ethylamine over Ammonia is less burping and less pressure required for keeping it liquid. Then you get Dextroamphetamine.

Dave: I made Speed (Dextroamphetamine. Not Methamphetamine, Amphetamine.) by using Advanced Shake n Bake. Thanks, Coleman's Camp Fuel, Heptane, Phenylpropanolamine, Lithium that got bronzed, liquid Ethylamine, and Li(NH2CH2CH3)4

by CognitiveFuel November 20, 2024

Salsa & Shake

Fucking someone in the ass while they pour spicy salsa down your urethra

Salsa is referring to the salsa down the urethra and Shake to the butt fucking

Jeffrey : You wanna set up a Salsa & Shake someday?
Frank : sure, but who's getting the salsa and who's getting shooken?
Jeffrey : I'll take salsa!
Frank : sure! But we need to find some good spicy Salsa!

by HappyButtFucker June 24, 2024

Andy shake

A Reese’s peanut buttercup and cheesecake milkshake, created by Airmen Mascorro.

That pull up palooza was really draining, time for an Andy shake.

by ANMURPH June 25, 2024

Carolina Shaker

The act of eating many chillis, shitting into your partners orifice. And then preceding to give glorious backshots, to shake it all up.

John: Yo bro, i just gave your dad the Carolina Shaker
Steve: What

by Sugoi Sensei July 16, 2024

BanBan-Shake

A byproduct of BanBan going into the mcdonalds kitchen and asking for a grimace shake. After ordering a shake he will recieve a complimentary BanBan Shake because banban is praised as God.

Hey Harry, do you want to get a banban-shake from mcdonalds today, I have a banban costume to look like banban.

by Hahaplop123 July 21, 2024

alabama shaker

When you’re mid climax and the women releases viscous gas causing an almost Tasmanian Devil like reaction

Right when i finished she a did a full Alabama Shaker

by Andrew Dewitt June 11, 2024