International send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day

On this auspicious day it is customary for one to provide your ailing boyfriend with nakkey pictures, to cheer him up from his wallowing misery.

Person one: Alas, it is October 18th, and my body is ailing, please bestow upon me

pictures of your nakkey self, I shall cherish them.

Person two: of course my beloved.

Because it is October 18th (international send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day) this is a normal interaction.

by Mr.Foley October 18, 2025

National send a titty-pic day

Its commonly known that November 26th is National send a titty-pic day. So make sure you follow up and celebrate the day

Did you know its National send a titty-pic day

by Rockst@rLauncher November 25, 2025

Mongolian Sandy

The act of having sek with a sandwich by inserting the penis in between the two slices of bread.

Man 1: I think we should have a Mongolian Sandy
Sandwich 2:

by Sandwichfucker69 December 6, 2025

National Send a Tiddy Pic Day

April 18th is national titty pics day. Where you send a titty pic to a loved one or someone you feel needs a titty pic

person 1: Aye yo today’s national send a tiddy pic day

person 2: damn right! i gotchu, fam *sends a titty pic*

person 1: thank you so much *sends a titty pic*

by Faatmeit December 12, 2025

hassel back sandy

when u are stuffing a woman with ur cock while both of u are barried in sand

afs shatly sandy junk in a womans crusty vainy camel toe, hassel back sandy

by strasgoogech wangshaft August 22, 2011

Return to Sender

When you shit on someone's dick and they give you anal sex.

Person 1: You'll never guess what me and Tom did last night!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I made like a postman and did Return to Sender!
Person 2: Nice!

by ThePancakeLord33 September 4, 2016

still going to send it

Basically a fail. And send it dude.

Are you guys silly? I'm still going to send it.

by Britt_Nasty August 11, 2017