Snake

Someone who is a fake ass bitch. Aka Xander, Boomerang or just Alexander. He will usually try and flex on people with his earnings from his shitty dead end job as a Walmart Security Guard. Oh and let's not forget he can flex his money yet he can't buy a Trojan (not a Magnum because he isn't 9 inches, liesss) for his boomerang dick, hence why he has a kid at 21.

There's a snake in my timbs.

Yo I can't believe how much that boomerang curves.

by Boomerangs Suck May 13, 2020

Snake

a snake is someone u cant trust on ur mothers , if u tell them to keep something a secret they will tell everyone about it, no one likes them and most of the time they get patterned

1 - yo uno sam got kicked out

2 - yh ik timothy snaked on him for banging up jack

1 - timothys such a snake man

2 - yh word

by d207 April 1, 2019

Snake

Someone who is two faced

Did you see that girl she is such a snake

by MmmmmmmmmURdone March 7, 2022

Snake Farm

Large areas covered with little pieces of tire on the road/ interstate

Kids....look at the snake farm

by 81B August 19, 2018

taint snake

"taint snake" a buddy that will not get out of own way, lazy taint snake

"lets call Mike" no that fucker is a lazy taint snake

by spazfly June 17, 2019

Strawberry Snake

When a male has sex with a female on her period, turning his penis a pinkish, strawberry red.

In exchange for giving her anal she said I had to give her a strawberry snake.

by Nell.e August 8, 2019

Faking the snake

To add a seemingly random and/or useless detail to a story in order to make it more believable.

"So, one time when I was working as the cashier, this massive guy came into the store, wearing this odd shirt of a cobra..."
"Alan, are you faking the snake with me?"

by Picodreng November 3, 2017