A person shits themselves in a dooner, rolls up nice and tight, masturbates and cums inside the dooner whilst rolling back and forth. They then leave to bake in the sun for 45 minutes until nice and hot.
Can also be combined with a boston pancake, golden bath and other fucked up things.
Person 1 - "Hey guys, I just did a Hot Stockey Steam Roll!"
Person 2 - "You are FUCKED, mate!"
When a guy tries to be discreet when another guy is present in the room during personal pleasure. It is performed by turning on one side towards the wall and slowly bringing a sheet over one's head. A laptop or magazine is most likely present.
While Chris was browsing through his music collection, Tim decided to pull the TUCK 'N ROLL and Chris decided to leave the room...awkward.
When you vomit in the morning after a big night out the night before. Usually the result of drinking way too much alcohol, and being massively hungover the next day
Person 1: How'd you pull up this morning? You have spring roll?
Person 2: Nah not feeling too bad actually. managed to hold it down!