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Hot Stockey Steam Roll 

A person shits themselves in a dooner, rolls up nice and tight, masturbates and cums inside the dooner whilst rolling back and forth. They then leave to bake in the sun for 45 minutes until nice and hot.

Can also be combined with a boston pancake, golden bath and other fucked up things.
Person 1 - "Hey guys, I just did a Hot Stockey Steam Roll!"
Person 2 - "You are FUCKED, mate!"
Hot Stockey Steam Roll by Stockey October 21, 2008
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London Chocolate Roll 

A complete stop or total domination of any parent's angry comments.
Tested, before parent said anything, London Chocolate Roll was used. Parent kept the mouth shut and walked away, except for a what?

tuck 'n roll 

When a guy tries to be discreet when another guy is present in the room during personal pleasure. It is performed by turning on one side towards the wall and slowly bringing a sheet over one's head. A laptop or magazine is most likely present.
While Chris was browsing through his music collection, Tim decided to pull the TUCK 'N ROLL and Chris decided to leave the room...awkward.
tuck 'n roll by Sdkghdkjghfklf October 31, 2007

tootsie roll

When a male/female eats a turd that has been stuck in between someones ass cheeks for weeks.
Charles: I heard that Victoria girl ate Xavier's tootsie roll he's been savin to had out on trick or treat.

Ben: Man I'm jelous, i really wanted a taste!

Charles: Me too!!
tootsie roll by check121231234 October 20, 2010

Spring Roll 

When you vomit in the morning after a big night out the night before. Usually the result of drinking way too much alcohol, and being massively hungover the next day
Person 1: How'd you pull up this morning? You have spring roll?
Person 2: Nah not feeling too bad actually. managed to hold it down!
Spring Roll by shroom89 November 8, 2009