by Mikokona September 27, 2019
Get the purple lapizmug. The sex acts in which a woman strokes a mans penis till he has a boner then laying down while he shakes back and forth while standing atop of her and having the shaft and testicals smacking the woman in the face till her face is so bruised its purple then ejects his load into her eyes so she cant look in the mirror to see it.
Matt: my girl let me do purple cock jacks last night
Eddie: bruh thats why she wouldnt come outside yesterday
Eddie: bruh thats why she wouldnt come outside yesterday
by Shadowzomb02 February 1, 2020
Get the Purple Cock jacksmug. A band that made a song called smokey watery UwU and also fireball because yes I like it sort of you should listen
by Ak47_22/09/22 August 20, 2022
Get the Deep Purplemug. Purple pill is when you kind of have blue pill goals, for example, you want to have children, you want to have a long-term relationship, but you stay red-pilled inside of that.
Most people get into the purple-pill part of their lives when they've gone through enough experiences in both spheres and have a broader perspective regarding life in general.
Most people get into the purple-pill part of their lives when they've gone through enough experiences in both spheres and have a broader perspective regarding life in general.
Jack: Hey man, you're on self-improvement?
Matt: No.
Jack: What about you Adonis?
Adonis: Yes.
Jack: So you're red-pilled like me?
Adonis: No, even though I assert Dominance and Leadership, I still aspire to be a great father and have a lovely wife. Purple Pill is the way.
Jack: OK, but I won't try to comprehend what you actually mean right now, until I have gone through enough stupid BS and unfulfilling experiences, then perhaps after 15 years I'll get what you mean after all.
Matt: No.
Jack: What about you Adonis?
Adonis: Yes.
Jack: So you're red-pilled like me?
Adonis: No, even though I assert Dominance and Leadership, I still aspire to be a great father and have a lovely wife. Purple Pill is the way.
Jack: OK, but I won't try to comprehend what you actually mean right now, until I have gone through enough stupid BS and unfulfilling experiences, then perhaps after 15 years I'll get what you mean after all.
by TheB1tchSlayer7 February 15, 2024
Get the Purple Pillmug. Something that’s both the biggest red flag while being simultaneously the biggest green flag- depends on the persons perspective
A: “Dude my music taste is such a purple flag- I like the most saddening emo music but it’s also so good”
B: Lmao yeah it’s seriously the biggest red flag but honestly it’s so good it makes it green
A: That’s what I’m saying!!! I promise I’m not problematic.
B: Lmao yeah it’s seriously the biggest red flag but honestly it’s so good it makes it green
A: That’s what I’m saying!!! I promise I’m not problematic.
by Starboy02 September 26, 2023
Get the Purple Flagmug. When you want the conversation to have a nice bow tied at the end and you're not sure how to end it.
"I have a cool car"
"Oh what kind of car is it?"
"A Maserati and it goes real fast"
"Well... color me purple."
"Oh what kind of car is it?"
"A Maserati and it goes real fast"
"Well... color me purple."
by bbwwoo June 9, 2024
Get the Color Me Purplemug. Did you see the purple shit?
The purple shit was chasing me around.
The purple shit keeps me out at night.
That purple shot is crazy
The purple shit was chasing me around.
The purple shit keeps me out at night.
That purple shot is crazy
by Johnweinersnitchel January 6, 2022
Get the The Purple Shitmug.