Newport Rolling Papers

Newport Rolling Papers

I Hate You INewport Rolling Papers

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

This Is The Paper Box Paper The Is This

This Is The Paper Box Paper The Is This

This Is The Paper Box Paper The Is This

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025

Michigan Parchment Paper

The act of coating toilet paper in IcyHot. When an unsuspecting person goes to use the ‘parchment paper’, they would be left with a surprise as their asshole constricts from the Icy and burns from the Hot

Eli: “I replaced my toilet paper with Michigan Parchment Paper. My girlfriend has been screaming for the past 2 hours.”

by Jeffica3576 August 19, 2025

Printer with no paper

An adjective that in which is used to describe oneself as useless or worthless.

Alfie: “You’re such a printer with no paper.”

by KaiFentat November 23, 2025

Bro didn’t have papers back then

For when to describe the time in the 1800s when alcohol and smoking were classed as the same level, and you question how they had enough papers or filters to roll cigarettes.

G - Hello flatmates, you want to know something interesting? Did you know they used to class smoking and drinking as the level societally?

L - what? Bro didn’t have papers back then

by Tiger154 December 13, 2025

Great on Paper Couple

NOUN: When 2 people seem like a perfect match: they have a lot in common, are both attractive, have mutual friends...just no sexual chemistry.

I set up my cousin and my best friend, but it turns out they are just a Great on Paper Couple. Too bad, because I think they're perfect for each other and it would really work out for me.

by Sisters from Another Mister January 12, 2026

Cheese on a grater tastes like paper

A random saying used to annoy someone out of sheer the sheer stupidity

May put someone in ponderment

A way of putting someone in a state of annoyance

“Cheese on a grater tastes like paper” says A

B says” would you stop it’s so annoying

CHEESE ON A GRATER TASTES LIKE PAPER

by Vexamon October 21, 2023