by Shoulder Escape October 23, 2017
Get the Pineapple pizzamug. Boy:"Hey do you want to hang out Thursday? I'll order a pizza and pay for it!"
Girl: ummmmm sorry I have other plans...
Girl: ummmmm sorry I have other plans...
by Riley212 July 11, 2016
Get the I'll order a pizza and pay for itmug. Emergency pizza outfit is a socially acceptable looking set of clothes that pizza pros put on after ordering pizza online. The emergency outfit usually stays hidden under a comfy, stretched and obviously dirty sweater that gets thrown on a floor in panic upon hearing a doorbell by the pizza pro.
In an effort not to look like a complete flat troll, one can complement the emergency pizza outfit with a crazy, upside down head shake to make one's hair not look so blaaah.
In an effort not to look like a complete flat troll, one can complement the emergency pizza outfit with a crazy, upside down head shake to make one's hair not look so blaaah.
Gurl, I'm so on point today. I even put on my emergency pizza outfit, so the delivery guy doesn't think I'm a freaking flat troll.
by peanutbuttermothernutter December 7, 2016
Get the Emergency pizza outfitmug. The thing that Americans think the made and the thing that a new yorker can argue with you for 5 hours about
italian: Amico la pizza è italiana perché continui a dire che non lo è?
New Yorkers/Americans: Shut the actual heck up
New Yorkers/Americans: Shut the actual heck up
by Learn to play kid June 9, 2021
Get the Pizzamug. hiring an Eastern European prostitute, having her eat a full room service spread at the Four Seasons, and then jacking off under a glass coffee table while she pukes it all up onto the top.
credit to: somethingawful
credit to: somethingawful
by SonoControl October 2, 2013
Get the Pizza Kievmug. Like Chuck E. Cheese, but not ghetto. It also has a goddamned buffet with some of the most delicious, diabetes-inducing junk food you will ever try.
John's Incredible Pizza was the shit back in the day. Everybody wanted to have a birthday party there.
by Aubergine Dave September 22, 2022
Get the John's Incredible Pizzamug. The most cancerous and horrendous song/music video to ever exist that (to nobody's surprise) has received a shitload of dislikes. This abomination of a meme is so remarkably shit, it has spawned an entire internet subculture of cringe and mental retardation.
Dumbass retard: Don't touch my pizza, don't touch my jelly
Everyone: Do the world a favor and shut the fuck up will ya?!
Everyone: Do the world a favor and shut the fuck up will ya?!
by literal asshole May 25, 2025
Get the Don't touch my pizzamug.