January 1

NATIONAL BUY WHATEVER YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU TO

FRIENDS: HEY ITS January 1 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS NATIONAL BUY WHATEVER YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU TO. NOW I WANT A MacBook Pro

ME: I will buy it. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by JULIETTTE November 16, 2020

january 26th

really fit, loving boys are born on january 26th. they are very special and deserve to be treated like princes. however january 26th boys can be a pain in the arse, but you can fix this by shoving fanta down his throat, or by giving him head.

friend: oh my god your boyfriend is so fit!
me: duh, he’s born on january 26th

by ski279 November 1, 2019

January 1

A day where you throw a turtle as hard as you can at the face of your enemy!!

Isla: “Hey Eve!” “It’s January 1!”
Eve: “Yeah New Years!”
Isla: “And also” hurdles turtle in to eves nose!! :)

by Izlatheleader;) December 19, 2020

January 11th

January 11th is national attitude day if someone pisses you off you have full right to talk shit and be an asshole back to that person

Person 1: Hey its January 11th
Person 2: And?
Person 1: if anyone says shit imma ne an asshole back to them

by Puzzle Fanatic January 11, 2024

January 20

the day that a super attractive dude was born. like, super attractive. they're probably also really good at hockey. oh and they're also aquarius but idk anything abt astrology so take it as you will

fred 1: yo, who is that absolute legend of a man?
fred 2: oh, that's Bartholomew
fred 1: he's quite ravishing AND great at stick 'n puck. was he by any chance born on..
fred 1 & 2: JANUARY 20

by iatenemo November 8, 2021

January 8

If your a boy and this is your birthday then your soulmate’s name could be Zoey.

Zoey: hi
Boy born on January 8: I like you
Zoey: that’s great cause ig were soulmates

by Iykyk SOO ya December 22, 2021

January 17th

National Bully Maddys Day. When everyone gets together and hates on people with the name Maddy or nickname Maddy.

Person 1: Do you know what day it is?
Person 2: January 17th where we can be mean to people with the name Maddy.
Person 1: I should probably worn Maddy then make fun of her. Lol.

by Watcher of knowledge January 16, 2022