The Order of James

Ten Commandments originating from the Jamesernaut. Drafted by the Pau Pau and emulated by the Hand of God.

I. Thou shalt hunt females for their pleasures.
II. Thou shalt wingman for thyne brother.
III. Thou shalt not cock block.
IV. Thou shalt purchase alcohol and late night food at a gratuitous level.
V. Thou shalt indulge in sinful acts of sex.
VI. Thou shalt find humor in all circumstances and create it if it exists not by doing stupid things.
VII. Thou shalt film stupid things done from VI.
VIII. Thou shalt Doot thy neighbor and friend, as they Doot upon you.
IX. Thou shalt enjoy technology of Xbox on 50 inch plasma with Bose sub-woofer surround sound in all its glory.
X. Thou shalt not fuck with James or risk a lethal GUTN.

I live by the Order of James and I love my life to the fullest.

The Order is right, I fucked with James and got a severe GUTN. Now I'm numb from the dick down.

I broke the Order of James and then my balls exploded while I got monkey raped by Zugluu the Gorilla.

by the.one.who.sees. November 13, 2009

Lazy james

Lazy james: a person who's extremely imbecilic and eminates a foul odour proportionate to their immense size

Oh my god! What a lazy james

by Bigmanjhonaphon69 November 7, 2019

James O'Connor

A really hottie-hottie-hottie-hottie who is utility back in Australian Rugby Union. Has played for Western Force and Wallabies. Soon to play for Rebels.

"Who's the biggest, most baben, rugby player of all time?"
"James O'Connor."

by Lizipop November 6, 2011

James Potter

Severus Snape's secret lover. Always has been, always will be. What Snape didn't want to show Harry in the penseive was that Snape had fallen in love with James when James saved Severus from Lupin. Then Lily found out about their love and was jealous so she pretended to like James so Snape would come back to his senses. Snape felt weirded out to talk to James anymore, being always taught that it was wrong to love another man and he did not want to hurt his freind Lily. James was confused by Snape's actions, which led him to curse Snape in front of his freinds. One reason was he felt hurt that Snape was snubbing him, second because he did not want his freinds to realize he was gay. Snape, hurt and confused, refused to speak to James ever again. Snape did not save Harry for Lily, but for James. The End.

Snape loved James Potter, not Lily, you got it all messed up, Jo.

by Nonyo Binness October 15, 2007

Lebron James

The name given to one of the greatest players to play in the NBA. He is often hated by many people who disliked the fact that he left his hometown in search of the beloved NBA ring. Most people consider him to be a traitor. They seem to forget that some of the greatest NBA players have left their team in search of rings, for example Shaquile Oneal and Kareem Abdul Jabar.

Lebron James proved all of his critics wrong during the 2 seasons spanning from 2011-2013 where he won 2 MVPs, 2 rings, and 2 Finals MVPs.

by TheFlashhhhh August 1, 2013

James Bond

To "James Bond" someone, or give them the "Bond Treatment" is when you have a one night stand, and surreptitiously exit the dorm room/hotel room/bedroom before they wake up, leaving them to arise later on, alone and befuddled. Extra points if you're wearing a tux at the time.

"Oh man. Kevin got home at like 7am. He totally pulled a James Bond on that girl!"

by Binny82 February 16, 2008

James Charles

a swag like guy 😎 just wants to have a big muscular straight guy to #connect with. Is that too hard to ask? Ok bYE SHISTARS

“I love James Charles. I need him to do my makeup!”

by orabipleaseloveme September 17, 2018