An absolute NPC. Only speaks of Minecraft, Bendy's goon caves and Porn. They are losers. Their brothers should be ran be ran over by lorries and the corpses should be hid in the woods sending their parents into distress until they commit suicide. (Has a 75% chance of spawning with an extra Y chromo(Jacobs syndrome))
P1"Man that guys such a Jacob."
P2"Didn't his brother get ran over by a lorry?"
P1"Oh yeah his parents went insane and killed themselves cause he would only talk about Minecraft, Bendy's goon caves and Porn after his brother was never seen again."
P2"Womp womp, cry 'bout it"
P2"Didn't his brother get ran over by a lorry?"
P1"Oh yeah his parents went insane and killed themselves cause he would only talk about Minecraft, Bendy's goon caves and Porn after his brother was never seen again."
P2"Womp womp, cry 'bout it"
by Jerad & Jermaine July 9, 2025

by Thuglife123 May 21, 2018

The most amazing person ever. He is so great, he is hot, smart, absolutely hilarious and the funniest person that you will ever meet. He is a great friend to anyone, he is very good with girls and can get whomever he wants. He is just an al-round amazing, great, humorous great guy.
by 😂🤪🥵 March 19, 2020

A name you use when you don’t want to use your real name. A good and convincing fake name. No one is named Jacob
by garboojizz October 18, 2022

Jacob is a guy who absolutely loves goths and femboys and would get on his knees and call them mommy no questions asked?
by FemboyLover90210 June 12, 2022

by Chayimushkibeepbeep March 6, 2022

by Karl…..edits September 3, 2021
