James' Internet

So bad that James can fly.

DANG JAME INTERNET JAME INTERNET. James' Internet sucks.

by GoodRexium May 27, 2020

Internet Hot

Internet hot is the term used when you see a person online whom everybody will say is hot (cute, pretty, etc.) but really isn't, they are just hot enough for certain weirdo's to become "excited" over, on the Internet but not in a real life situation.

Swaggy Justin Bieber look-alike: Ayee girl ur sooo beautiful !! u hav the prettyest eyes evr !!! want 2 txt nd trade pix???
Regular guy: Pshhh.. Internet hot. Never would bang her in the real world.

by MOOS April 22, 2013

internet

The place where nightmares are born.

You should show people the internet on Halloween. It's scary.

by Felicity Mae November 2, 2018

internet hickey

When someone posts something within social media to 'mark' their partner/territory, either directly or in response to a reference to or by said partner.

1. Jane (checking in via Facebook): Having a wonderful dinner with my man, Dick.

Jane is giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action

2. In a thread:

Tom: We should go to the strip club tonight!

Dick: Absolutely...I'm in!

Jane: Dick, why would you want to do that with me at home?

Jane is also giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action

Jane is all about Internet Hickeys...

by Nykkolai February 23, 2017

Internet chaos

When someone causes a war via saying something.

Friend one: Hey did you hear what blank said!
Friend two: What did they say?
Friend one: HE SAID PINEAPPLE PIZZA IS THE BEST KIND OF PIZZA!
Friend two: TIME TO CAUSE INTERNET CHAOS!

by Waffleing May 1, 2022

Internet Death Sentence

Being in a discord call with my glorious 9 inch king packgod

"Oh dude I heard you were in a call with packgod, how was your internet death sentence."
"He cracked me then buffed my weasel..."

by Partyinaelevator March 23, 2025

i CoUlD hAvE mY InTeRnEt TaKeN aWaY

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0: i CoUlD hAvE mY InTeRnEt TaKeN aWaY

by BicicletaRusa February 14, 2025