internet

the internet is a big truck

dude 1: Hey, have you checked out the internet?
dude 2: It's a big truck

by African Leader May 27, 2019

internet

(adj.) fake, not real, not actually

"She's pretty famous."
"Real famous or internet famous?"

"I have dozens of friends."
"Real friends or internet friends?"

"I was being ironic."
"Real ironic or internet ironic?"

"I literally want to punch you in the face right now."
"Real literally or internet literally?"

by causticAnatomy June 10, 2017

Internet

Internet is where the insane people go to have fun

John is insane cause he used the internet

by themanthatusestheinternet August 25, 2022

internet

the internet the magical limitless well of information and damnation your on right now

the internet is a very horrible place full of broken dreams and porn fanatics

by the random person in your shed March 26, 2020

internet

An area that's just like another universe except it's crammed inside an electronic device. The only thing that you can do is go deeper as you enter.

Person 1: My internet connection is wayyyyyyy to slow!

Person 2: Swiggity swooty, better catch that booty.

by MNoDead March 19, 2017

Internet

The secret form of a dictionary everyone abuses.

The text message said " If I had a brother, I would sepaku, if you don't know what that means, use the Internet!"

by h0l0gr4m1c April 10, 2016

Internet

The end of your social life.

PERSON 1: Hey, what'd you do yesterday? I was out all day at a youth club!
PERSON 2: *updating Facebook*
PERSON 1: Hey, is that the Internet?
PERSON 2: *Tweeting*
PERSON 1: Uhhh, hey?
PERSON 2: *being mentally scarred by Tumblr*

by A-Person October 12, 2014