In the same way that an Internet Troll takes pleasure in causing drama and chaos, the Internet Half-Troll takes pleasure in countering everything that the troll posts in a way that brings about laughter and harmony by making the troll look foolish This often cuts off the troll's lulz that it requires for sustenance and forces the troll out through attrition, thus causing the troll to seek its lulz in a place that isn't under the surveillance of half-trolls.
Traits:
Internet Half-Trolls are more intelligent than Internet Trolls and regenerate faster due to their more omnivorous diet of both the internet rage of troll as well as the lulz of the random Internet bystander. Should an Internet Half-Troll consume both internet rage AND lulz in rapid succession the two energies can catalyze, causing the Internet Half-Troll to be temporarily phased into an ethereal state known as The Zone. While In The Zone an Internet Half-Troll becomes invulnerable, his attack-rate doubles, and his initiative and reflexes increase to Mythic proportions. Any attacks received by an Internet Half-Troll are instantly countered and damage increases one factor for every strike.
According to obscure Urban Legend, should an internet half-troll be exposed to The Zone long enough his being will converge with the presence of all half-trolls past, present, and future becoming The Legendary Super Half-Troll, a state far exceeding that of any troll, including Trolldin himself.
Traits:
Internet Half-Trolls are more intelligent than Internet Trolls and regenerate faster due to their more omnivorous diet of both the internet rage of troll as well as the lulz of the random Internet bystander. Should an Internet Half-Troll consume both internet rage AND lulz in rapid succession the two energies can catalyze, causing the Internet Half-Troll to be temporarily phased into an ethereal state known as The Zone. While In The Zone an Internet Half-Troll becomes invulnerable, his attack-rate doubles, and his initiative and reflexes increase to Mythic proportions. Any attacks received by an Internet Half-Troll are instantly countered and damage increases one factor for every strike.
According to obscure Urban Legend, should an internet half-troll be exposed to The Zone long enough his being will converge with the presence of all half-trolls past, present, and future becoming The Legendary Super Half-Troll, a state far exceeding that of any troll, including Trolldin himself.
Timmy: "Look what I drew with my new pencil set! Isn't it cool? :P"
Internet Troll: "That looks like trash, Timmy. You should burn it before the police arrest you!"
Timmy: "-sniffle-" ::cries::
Internet Half-Troll has entered the chat!
Internet Half-Troll: "It's not that bad, Timmy. Let me SHOW you what real trash looks like..."
Internet Half-Troll has uploaded imagefile ******##.jpg
Timmy: "Um... what is that even supposed to be? My two-year old cousin draws better than that."
Internet Troll: "WHERE THE ***** DID YOU GET THAT?!?!?!"
Bystander: "Aw man! that looks like it was drawn by a drunken retarded monkey with hooks for arms!!! LOL!!"
Internet Troll: "***** YOU YOU ***** PIECE OF *****!!!1!!!"
Internet Half-Troll has entered The Zone
Internet Half-Troll: "Nah, man, it's cool. You already *****ed that drawing hard enough. I don't do sloppy-seconds."
Timmy: LOL!
Bystander: LOL!
Internet Troll Connection Lost, Disconnected
Internet Troll: "That looks like trash, Timmy. You should burn it before the police arrest you!"
Timmy: "-sniffle-" ::cries::
Internet Half-Troll has entered the chat!
Internet Half-Troll: "It's not that bad, Timmy. Let me SHOW you what real trash looks like..."
Internet Half-Troll has uploaded imagefile ******##.jpg
Timmy: "Um... what is that even supposed to be? My two-year old cousin draws better than that."
Internet Troll: "WHERE THE ***** DID YOU GET THAT?!?!?!"
Bystander: "Aw man! that looks like it was drawn by a drunken retarded monkey with hooks for arms!!! LOL!!"
Internet Troll: "***** YOU YOU ***** PIECE OF *****!!!1!!!"
Internet Half-Troll has entered The Zone
Internet Half-Troll: "Nah, man, it's cool. You already *****ed that drawing hard enough. I don't do sloppy-seconds."
Timmy: LOL!
Bystander: LOL!
Internet Troll Connection Lost, Disconnected
by BluntSageChroniclese June 18, 2023
A list of rules written by a bunch of soyboys who think the internet should have rules.
All you need to know is that anonymous and 4chan have major holdings in the rules when they shouldn't.
All you need to know is that anonymous and 4chan have major holdings in the rules when they shouldn't.
Anonymous: Follow the rules of the internet and you will stay fine...
Chad: FUCK YOU! I'M DIVIDING BY ZERO AND I'M GOING TO DISCUSS /B/!!
Chad: FUCK YOU! I'M DIVIDING BY ZERO AND I'M GOING TO DISCUSS /B/!!
by Ashley H 705 July 28, 2021
#63 has been reassigned!
#Rule 63: The proposition that it is possible to find genderswapped versions of every fictional character, especially as fan arts on the internet.
#Rule 63: The proposition that it is possible to find genderswapped versions of every fictional character, especially as fan arts on the internet.
by 18thAngel September 28, 2018
test test Random Internet Words
by candidfrog March 15, 2021
non-existent, thanks to google, oracle, Facebook, PayPal, Amazon, zoom, messenger, Oculus, Instagram, Twitch, youtube, and many many more other assholes out there.
person 1: I have internet privacy, I'm not being spied on... right?
person 2: you poor, poor soul...
person 2: you poor, poor soul...
by h3xed February 27, 2022
i was planning to ask my friends we should all pool in like open services of netflix, crunchyroll and hulu. Then we all pitch in for it. xDD CHEAPO STYLE
YOO, that's internet carpooling.
YOO, that's internet carpooling.
by HHHMMM YES July 26, 2014
Internet Anarchist is a semi-popular documentary/commentary youtuber. He used to work for SunnyV2 and then started his own channel, where he makes documentary on youtuber/internet people. His editing style is similar to SunnyV2 and as a result, often called a SunnyV2 ripoff. Also, he is Australian;(
person 1: Jesus, how Tekkitrealm getting away with it?? Is there no one who will expose his lies??
Jesus: Fear not, my child, for Internet Anarchist shall be the instrument to halt his path.
Jesus: Fear not, my child, for Internet Anarchist shall be the instrument to halt his path.
by Samiul Haider December 20, 2023