Hi

A very obscure greeting used by only the biggest language dorks and because of its obscurity.

Nobody:
Me: hi
Everyone: da hell u say

by Viking boi September 24, 2019

Hi

You not kewl kid go study ain’t nothing funny in this bitch ass dictionary

Hi nobody loves u dum nigga

by Ok yeso nuestro September 26, 2019

Hi

A way of welcoming someone.

Hi, how are you?
Hi, i'm good. And you?

by Ay there demons its me ya boi September 30, 2019

Piss on his chips

Chips from a chippie getting pissed on

When a man walks home after drinking on a night out , he finds himself needing to relieve his bladder so he sets his chips that he purchased from a local takeaway on the floor, aims his penis at the chips and proceeds to piss allover his chips. He then shouts out in anger as he realises he cannot eat his chips. He checks his pockets and comes to the conclusion that he has no more cash for food, so he picks up his piss soaked chips and eats them.

He got PISS ON HIS CHIPS MATE

by The uriniser October 1, 2019

Hi

Hiii means helllo

Hi is the formal way to start a conversation is a way to great someone.
Guy: hi
His mate : hi

by Names..editonn October 8, 2019

Hi

to say hi is to say h

dickhead:"hi"

by f*** the urban dictionary October 15, 2019

Hi

a way to start up a conversation or what u say when u just got caught doing something really stupid

mom: what are you doing
me:oh um.... Hi mom

by okay??! August 7, 2019