rub-off factor

checking the amount of spray on tan that has rub off on your clothes after a spray tan

girl 1: "what are you checking your shirt for?"
girl 2: "just checking my rub-off factor"

by SuziObscura January 10, 2008

Alternative facts

Alternative facts cited which have been ignored by one's opponent in a disagreement. Fact: "My client slipped on your floor and broke his neck!" Alternative fact: "Your client dropped a banana peel onto the floor, and then stepped on it!"

"Your argument is very persuasive, but I have additional facts, alternative facts, which you have ignored, and which refute your viewpoint."

by Alawisciousexpialidocious February 9, 2017

shit factory

Someone who shits so much you can't seem to keep toilet paper around.

"Jake is a shit factory."

by Robert123321 April 9, 2006

Shit Factory

A person who shits so much you can't keep toilet paper aound the house. They also often stink.

My god is Jake taking another dump. He's a fucking shit factory.

by RobertWage April 13, 2006

paddy factor

Irishman's excuse for doing something stupid; reason for unexplained, odd phenomenons in Ireland or of Irish nature.

Why did Diarmuid come over to the states and start a Chinese restaurant?
It's the paddy factor!

by plastic paddy April 15, 2005

paddy factor

An explanation or excuse for someone of Irish descent who screws up.

The Northern Bank robbery, widely suspected to be the work of the Provisional IRA. They stole for too much money and had to dump half of it on the street before their getaway. Why? The Paddy Factor.

by Slipster December 1, 2006

all facts

An outright lie.

Hey check this cool site www.urbandictionary.com. It's all facts, no-bullshit or anything like that!

by pertsanaattori April 25, 2011