ogre-eat 

eating while making disgusting grunting, snuffling, snarling noises; usually accompanied by food stains on clothing, mouth, table.

He: What's that noise?
She: It's Bob. He's ogre-eating a pizza.

ogre-eat by Momus the Sarcastic December 8, 2009

i gotta go eat an apple.

a dickhead way of saying your busy or don't want to do something

person 1:you wanna help me shingle my house

person 2:no, "i gotta go eat an apple."

i gotta go eat an apple. by kfel March 8, 2014

don't eat the big white mint 

A popular slogan used to insult your co-wokers or place of business.

They should have a sign hanging over the urinals that says don't eat the big white mint. Its hog heaven

don't eat the big white mint by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

all you can eat buffet 

an action where a girl gets eaten our as much as the man wants to eat

Jim ate Haley out like an all you can eat buffet

all you can eat buffet by mr. huckstable doc worthy August 30, 2006

Trump needs to eat a peach 

It’s when the Congress gives a peach to Donald trump but trump refuses to eat it.

The Congress: trump, u need eat that fucking peach I gave u.
Trump: NO!!!
The Congress: or we will fire u and we’ll replace u with joe Biden the badass as president.
Trump: u can’t I’m fucking rich & u work for me because u guys are peasants.
The Congress: just eat the fucking peach & ur ass won’t get kicked.
Trump: fuck no, I ain’t eating shit!
*the congress kicks trump’s ass back to China where he belongs*
The Congress: hey joe Biden, ur now the president.
Joe Biden: oh yeah yeah

The word I should define; trump needs to eat a peach.

Trump needs to eat a peach by Some1 @ the internet December 20, 2019

Have your cake and eat it too. 

Valentines Day is for the lovers, this day is for the fuckers. A day for cake and eating out- show your women some love on this auspicious day in return for the careful cooking and blowing that was bestowed upon you during steak and blowjob day. Eat your cake boys.

Also, take note- cake is a metaphor, if your lady wants steak, get her a damn steak.

whatever the opposite of steak and blowjob day is, do that.

ie: have your cake and eat it too.

Have your cake and eat it too. by BJays July 31, 2012

Go eat a hole! 

What you say when someone insults you jokingly or comes up with a sassy comeback. Cross between "I'ma eat you..." and "Go dig a hole..."

MARIA: You realize you did the whole project wrong...
KELLY: Go eat a hole!

Go eat a hole! by World Word Master January 13, 2009