emo clown 

Someone who wants to play a game in the Annoying Saw 1 and 2 (Annoying Orange).

Annoying Orange: You're kind of Emo, aren't you?
Unknown creature with a clown face on TV: No, I'm not Emo.
Annoying Orange: You're an Emo clown. *laughs*

emo clown by finalname07 November 26, 2010

emo poser 

A retarded fag who pretends they're emo, searches/googles for emo bands on the net and downloads their songs and study their lyrics like mad and tell other people that the lyrics somehow "relate" to them, made up stupid sad sappy stories about their so-called love life (which actually doesn't even exist as they've never even had a bf/gf), tends to over exaggerate their problems, cuts his/her wrist JUST CAUSE every other emo kid does that, tells everybody; "Oh my god, I think I'm emo, I hate my life, everyone sucks, life is so sad, love sucks! *cuts wrist*"

<Emo poser>: Dude, I think I'm emo. Look at what I did to my wrist. Uurgh, I don't even know why I did it, I hate myself, everybody hates me. *sobs*
<Not emo poser>: Mmmkaaayy......
<Emo poser>: Some people even said that I look emo with these glasses. *shows the "emo-looking" glasses and smiles*
<Not emo poser>: Uhh...ok...whatever you say. *rolls eyes*

emo poser by angelicscars87 September 16, 2008

emo swoop 

the haircut that all the emo kids have that covers one eye but it pushed to one side of the head in a swooping fashion.

Yo his emo swoop is so low that it's making him depressed.

emo swoop by Skidizzle September 15, 2008

emo safari 

A sport developed in Manchester, UK by punk band Revenge of the Psychotronic Man.
The sport involves identifying an emo kid and stroking their fringe in a mocking manner.

Stroking an emo fringe as part of an emo safari.

emo safari by Andy666 August 14, 2006

Emo Curtains 

Slang term for the hair that an emo person has covering their face. To be true emo curtains, hair must cover eyes completely and at least half of the nose.

John was not afraid to cry at school, he was safe behind his emo curtains.

Emo Curtains by P>E.T>E.R May 23, 2007

emo bitch 

1. A redundant term, being that "emo" and "bitch" mean exactly the same thing in this context. To be an emo bitch is simply to be like all other emo clones: contrived negative emotion, false sense of personal insight, strict adherence to emo fashion with all its bland unoriginality, and incredibly poor taste in shallow, melancholy pop music. All involved with the emo trend are emo bitches.

2. Any tantrum or self-pitying rant from an emo clone.

1. Sullen Sally and her boyfriend Morose Marvin are emo bitches.

2. That emo bitch got all worked-up and is now in the midst of an emo bitch rant; go get some tissues and bandages.

emo bitch by Marcus Solomon December 2, 2007

emo game 

a game with a bunch of emo band members that go on adventures to kill steven tyler and enrique iglasias and friends.
if you play the george bush one, you actually can learn a lot too.

i wasted a weekend of my life on the emo game =]

emo game by x CHELSO x August 23, 2006