Crank The Dog

(Verb) To violently masturbate to furry porn. Usually done by quiet emo kids with dyed hair. If they cut or have an anime/weaboo backpack then you practically have confirmation that they crank the dog.

Person 1: "Hey man do you wanna come over later?"

Person 2: "Sorry but Friday nights are for cranking the dog."

Person 1: "You crank the dog too? We can do it together!"

Person 2: "Okay meet me at my place tonight."

by VeryCrustySocks March 29, 2017

Carni-dog

The act of defecating into a woman’s vagina followed by then consuming the fecal matter out of the vagina, and /or preforming sexual intercourse with said fecal filled vagina.

“I carni-dogged her”. “Man I just want to carni-dog her tonight after a fresh bowl of soup” “I would carni-dog her all night long, but no way am I gonna tell her I love her” “man, it smells like someone got carni-dogged in here!”

by Carni-dog connoisseur July 5, 2021

Odis (dog)

Odis is a dog that never bathes. Odis smells horrible like booty. Odis also often preforms homosexual acts on his owner.

"Odis (dog) smells so bad and he's amish too!

by Iowaborndave January 19, 2022

Rusty Dog

The male penis after raw dogging anal sex with a less than clean partner.

Rachel gave me a rusty dog last night. Had to shower it off.

That fast prostitute left me with one thick rusty dog.

Despite the pre-sex enema, I still got a rusty dog.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018

hard dog

Is a person or persons of the white trash category describing themselves as being bad mother fuckers. But in actuality they are grade A losers

I worked ten years as a union roofer. You know what I mean...hard dog motherfucker
(Now usually comes a chest bump)

by Teacher of white trash January 26, 2014

Hot-dog

When you're with a girl spooning with her on things such as a bed or couch or standing and her ass is resting on your groin and your sausage/penis is between her buns/ass

I hot-dogged that girl last night.

by J busy October 26, 2014

Dog Hooker

A stray dog that walks around in fish nets hoping to get doggy dick

"that dog hooker really taught me how to put the cock in spaniel if you know what I mean"

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019