Weak Dick

To fuck really bad, making you have weak stroke game. Unapproved by all women.

Melvin Ellis has weak dick so I broke up with him.

by Sexcgirl19 November 11, 2015

dick splasher

A whore with a vagina so loose that you can hear your dick splash inside.

-Would you have sex with Britney Spears?
-No man that's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
-Yeah you can probably hear your dick splash.
-She's a definite dick splasher!

by realmenofgenius February 17, 2009

Dick Booger

This is what is found on a touch screen of a TV or computer display in a bar restroom. It’s the crusted, sticky, semen-ish discharge on the tip of one’s index finger that sticks to the screen.

"I was in RampHearts Bar and noticed mad dick boogers on the touch screen LED TV over the urinal. I told Cameron to have someone wipe it off"

by kerb-stirer January 15, 2017

Dick guillotine

Vagina so tight it cuts off your penis when it gets tighter.

I can't have sex for weeks now, my sister has a dick guillotine.

by LilGanja1337 March 4, 2021

fidget dick

It is a penis that needs to be jerked. Usually someone who is very horny has a fidget dick.

Johnny has a Fidget Dick. He just wont stop watching porn and jacking off.

by FidgetSpinner6969 May 21, 2017

Hobos dick

A thing or idea of worthless value, something worthless, regarded with distain, generally used in an insulting manner.

No one give a hobos dick about what you think about our company and its return policy!

by Norb Young March 29, 2009

Dick Dribble

Small ammounts of urine left behind on the toilet seat by some guy who recently blasted a deuce.

I wanted to use the first stall but the toilet seat was covered with dick dribble. So, I decided to just hold it.

by nikoconnell March 15, 2010