Dick Booger

This is what is found on a touch screen of a TV or computer display in a bar restroom. It’s the crusted, sticky, semen-ish discharge on the tip of one’s index finger that sticks to the screen.

"I was in RampHearts Bar and noticed mad dick boogers on the touch screen LED TV over the urinal. I told Cameron to have someone wipe it off"

by kerb-stirer January 15, 2017

dick strangler

Someone who likes to jerk off a lot.

by hump me September 4, 2003

Dick Shredder

A girl with a messed up set of teath that will rip you up will giving head.

"Damn, did you see that bitch's DICK SHREDDER?"

by Rocco Mongolis March 4, 2004

misery dick

A game played where two or more people share horrible things that have happened in their lives. Whoever has the worst life has the biggest misery dick.

Bob: "My dad had sexually abused me since I was six, up until the time I ran away from home at fifteen."

Sally: "Well, both of my parents died when I was five and one of my foster parents cut off my left hand and made me eat it."

Bob: "Damn, okay, your misery dick is bigger than mine."

by Anonandon October 3, 2009

Dick Dribble

Small ammounts of urine left behind on the toilet seat by some guy who recently blasted a deuce.

I wanted to use the first stall but the toilet seat was covered with dick dribble. So, I decided to just hold it.

by nikoconnell March 15, 2010

Hobos dick

A thing or idea of worthless value, something worthless, regarded with distain, generally used in an insulting manner.

No one give a hobos dick about what you think about our company and its return policy!

by Norb Young March 29, 2009

Slow as dick

When something is slower then a 80 year old man's dick getting hard.

Yo man, your car is slow as dick.

by Gold 123456789 October 27, 2013