Rogers Drunk Eyes

When you’re getting blasted with the boys but the alcohol makes you look like a serial killer.

Look at Ashlynn, she’s got the “Rogers Drunk Eyes”.

by Wildo223 May 4, 2022

Drunk Floor Man (DFM)

A male human being who is presumably under the influence of alcohol and is locked on the floor and unable to move, usually drunk floor men still act drunk but are unable to get off the floor

The paramedics had to be called to get the drunk floor man (DFM) off the train since he was too drunk to move and was believed to have had alcohol poisoning

by GayCloud June 17, 2018

tip drunk

When any employee of an establishment acts like a drunk asshole to everyone else because a group or person is tipping them a lot of money to do things that are against policy.

"That waitress is ignoring us and only paying attention to that customer, she must be tip drunk"

by djlonestarr June 17, 2014

Steve drunk

When your drunk turns into a toddler and makes inappropriate sexual references.

All my female colleagues at work won’t talk to me because I got Steve drunk at the Holiday party.

by leesah December 20, 2017

eras drunk

when you love the eras tour so much that you feel drunk off of it

I’m so eras drunk right now Stephanie!

by Olivia Ernst November 1, 2023

Blake Drunk

When you drink too much and you get up and leave the party without saying a word. Your wife suddenly chases after you.

Man, I was Blake Drunk last night. Good times!

by Jmpatx March 12, 2021

Defendantly Drunk

A state of intense inebriation that will almost certainly end in a visit to the courthouse.

Chad:"John was definitely drunk last night"

Rick:"John was DEFENDANTLY drunk last night, he wouldn't get his hands off the strippers and when the bouncer told him to leave, he said he was gonna piss in their concession stand... Sure enough, public urination and indecent exposure."

Chad:"Oh damn, when's his court date?"

by Critton August 25, 2013