Cum Cabinet

A large cabinet filled with lots of smaller cum storage units like cum socks or thots.

Look at that cum cabinet over there filled with old socks and washed up Disney Stars.

by SoggyNuts2345 March 19, 2019

BURY THE CUM

my wifes temptation

takes over my mind
thrust it in
feeling weak in my dick
summon the erection
of cuum

I AM THE CUMMER THAT IS CUMMMMMMING
INSIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
MY WIFES TIIGHT HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE
I AM THE ONE WHO MAKES CHILDRENNNNNNN
BUT I RUN AWAY
FROM CHILD SUPPORT
NEROS DEBTS ARE A DEMON OF DEATH

I CAME WITTTTTTHOUT KNOWING
SHE WOULD GET PREGNANT

DESCENDING POST NUT CLARITY
MY CHILDREN CHASING MEEEEEEEE

they inherited my genes
surrounded by my children
cant run away

keep breaking the law
abusing the child
led astray

through the lands i runn away
the truth revealed in my unsealed mouth
oh no he knows i ammm his father
he once forgot, but now he remmmmmmmmmmmembers

I AM THE FATHER THAT IS ESCAPPPPPING
REJECTINNNNNNNG
MY ONE AND ONLY CHILD
I AM SPRINTING AWAY FROM MY SONNNNN
LIFE IN ISOLATION
I HAVE BEEN CURSED
CHILD SUPPORT IS A DEMON OF DEATH

FORSAKENED CHILD SHOULD GO DIE
FOR MY GREAAAATER GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
DESCENDING MISERY
AT THE THOUGHT OF MY DEBTS
DISSAPEAR INTO THE STREETS
LOST CHILDREN LEFT BEHIND
FEARS PULLING ME
FADING, YOULL NEVER TAKE WHATS MINE

lurking in the shadows, under the veil of a disguissse
constellations of my children
dancing to my death, because theyre bastards
dreams of my wife have dissapeared
she no longer exists, because shes deaaad
the child chases all masses
pulling strings, finding me as i run
you want my money? then come try and take it

beyond the wall
children die
secret hatred
bloodline dissapears
my mind embraces
crimson joy
does it dim my heart
healing my debt

bury the cum deep withinnnn
cast aside theres no coming homme
were burning the marriage contract
drifting in the land all alone

by iate7microwavetransformers May 31, 2022

cum slug

Noun, a thick white glob of semen that resembles a slug.

I blasted her with a cum slug in the face and marveled at how it appeared to crawl toward her chin.

by tounginasscheek June 12, 2013

ryan cummings

famous cheerleader that got famous off making a sassy face that turned into a meme. she does all star cheerleading at cheer extreme all stars

Friend 1: Do a sassy face when performing
Friend 2: Oh like Ryan Cummings’

by thecheerprincess November 2, 2020

Cum Glue

The phenomenon in which a guy's cum dries out, resulting the penis head to stick to the boxer.

Mark: Why you walking like that?
Larry : CUM GLUE
Mark : Should have used water Larry!

by DesiGhee June 16, 2020

Monke Cum

A type of lollypop with a buttery taste, they are usually white in color and are the enemy of 2nd German Reich.

Bro i want some of that Monke Cum.

by frankreich October 28, 2020

Cum Carnival

When two people are engaged in intercourse behind a fan and a male ejaculates into the fan which then causes the load to fly all throughout the room landing on the clowns who happen to be there.

Man I was at Hammers party this weekend watching some football when the Cum Carnival came into town and blasted myself and a few unsuspecting people in the face, shirt, and even poor Keith’s mouth. I think he opened his on purpose.

by Tee Cee Deez August 8, 2021