A toasty cracker is what you call a caucasian individual when they become angry/furious/irritated/agitated.
Guy: Dude, I had sexual intercourse with your significant other.
Dude: WHAT THE FUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Guy: Dude, stop being a toasty cracker.
Dude: WHAT THE FUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Guy: Dude, stop being a toasty cracker.
by Toasty Cracker January 3, 2016
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yo that girl sitting next to me in American history is such an anus cracker, let's put some Colgate strips on her chair .
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Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: A sinking cracker!... Get it?
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: A sinking cracker!... Get it?
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