ryan christian parsons

Mega Fag. Massive stoner, the best at lighting without a doubt. Fat ass and he knows it, but won’t admit it. Can’t say a sentence without swearing or saying cunt. He is usually the dumbass of the group

P1: Who’s that screaming?

P2: It’s definitely Ryan Christian Parsons , he’s always fucking around.

by barbequesauceonmytiddies February 26, 2020

Christian

Gay. Or gae. They always deny it, but that doesn’t stop the gayness.

Christian: “My thighs hurt”
Me: “because you’re gay”

by LeiAddison March 1, 2020

Noah Christian Park

A boy with this full name is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He is very funny and not to mention HOT, he’s really nice and will always be there for you. He is very popular and has lots of friends. Never reject a Noah.

Omg Noah Christian Park is soooooo 🥵!
Omg Ik!!
I’m going to ask him out today.

by Poop.pee March 5, 2020

Seffner Christian Academy

A school in Seffner, Fl that is full of rich privileged kids and a few sucky teachers. A place that cares too much about its appearance and spends all the tuition cash on plants and doesn’t fix the sewage. Kids are constantly leaving this hell hole and teachers are always complaining about one teacher in particular (mr. toxic). I don’t recommend going here. It literally sucks! This school is too cookie cutter perfect and expects perfection from the students and expels anyone who doesn’t meet the criteria. This suckass school has expelled legends. Rip to our fallen soldiers. Spread the word of the famous Methner academy.

Dude 1: have you heard about that school in seffner?
Dude 2: Seffner Christian Academy? Yeah I hear it’s like a cult or something

Dude 1: yeah it’s pretty suckass

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Christian cruz

A gay beaner at pcms in Ga

I love u Christian cruz

by Deeeeewz March 11, 2020

Christian De Suchi

Someone who resamble a much more famous person but has a different skin tone. The first known example is presumed lookalike of the italian actor Cristian De Sica, an unknown painter called Christian De Suchi.

-Bro, who's that dude. He seems like Obama but he's white.
-It's a Christian De Suchi

by Gioleppo March 18, 2020

Christian

The best boyfriend that a guy could ask for, smart, sweet, and loving to everyone around him. He tends to be over protective but will still hang out with you when it’s safe (COVID-19 / 2020) He is incredible handsome and hot both on the inside and the outside.

Christian is hot as f*ck

by Gay media March 20, 2020