Christian Walk of Shame

When a christian comes home from college without a husband/wife.

Bro: Dude, are you going to your families house for the summer?
Dude: No bro, I'm super nervous
Bro: Why dude?
Dude: They're gonna give me a christian walk of shame
Bro: O shit

by HiMomHiDadHopeYouDon'tSeeThis December 6, 2020

baby christian

A nonsensical concept.

Donald Trump is a baby Christian.

by A Jazzy Man-esque December 8, 2020

Christian

A hot blonde man with a 14-inch cock that penetrates the back of women's throats. When you look at him you can not help but want to ride him like a horse all night long, until your pussy explodes in wet happiness. He will give you the night of your life, and is creative with his fucking maneuvers. His sexy voice and vivid body will make any girl dream.

Christian makes me soooo wet!!!!

by TheDaddyThatDipped December 9, 2020

Christian

My name

Girl: whats your name
Me: Christian

by Mynameschchristian December 12, 2020

Christian

What followers of Christ call themselves

I recently became a Christian when I found God in my depression.

by Urgardianangel December 22, 2020

Christian Elliott Monroe Barber

funny af, also cute af

are you christian elliott monroe barber?

by jeter_derek December 22, 2020

Christian Lecuona

There is nothing much to say about him he is your daddy and he just wants to fuck all day and night. But he does lag a lot when you text him or he will be a bitch and just leave you on seen, BUT HE IS YOUR DADDY AND HE WILL FUCK YOU TILL HIS DICK BREAKS OFF SO BE CAREFUL, christian Lecuona is one smexy mf BUT HE WILL FUCK YOU SO HARD YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO SAY"HARDER DADDY" YOU WILL HAVE TO SAY "NOT SO HARD DADDY I CANT TAKE IT"

Person :FUCK ME DADDYYYYY

OOOOOO YEAHHHH

THATS THE SPOT

MORE DADDY MORE

AHHHHHHHHHH
OMG CUM IN MY FACE

OOOOOO YEAH THX DADDY

Christian Lecuona: Anytime *smirk*

by FUCK ME TILL YOUR DICK BREAKS October 21, 2020