cat lady

An older woman who lives alone. She wears nightgowns and owns 17 cats. Her house smells of cat pee, tuna, spoiled milk and bologna. When she sneezes she is engulfed by a cyclone of stray cat hair. She keeps a shot gun by her bed to scare away Jehovah's witnesses, trick or treaters and lost teenagers.

That cat lady sure is creepy. I went trick or tricking at her house when I was a kid and she stuck the barrel of her shot gun in my face when she opened up the door. Wow. That turned me against trick or treating forever.

by Theonewithoutaname August 28, 2014

Bob Cat

A young attractive woman who shows interest in older men.

"Did you hear?Anna Nicole is a total bob cat now?"

"Yeah I noticed when she was eyeing that older man in the wheel chair today at the mall."

by Jay Jay M July 31, 2009

Fuck the cat

1)To really fuck something up.
2)An expression of astonishment, utter amazement

1)I really fucked the cat with that one (driving into a lamp post, for example)
2)"Fuck the cat! That guy's got the biggest cock I ever saw!"
3)"Fuck the cat! That guy really pisses me off, who's he think he is?"

by Clayton Farlowe January 8, 2009

Cool Cat

A cool person. Someone that is cool. Etc. Etc.

Your a cool cat!
Your mom is such a Cool Cat

by HeyyyyyyyGirlllllItttsKyleighh February 19, 2015

Cat Dancing

When one leans back and to the left, firing a shotgun and grimacing their mustached face.

"Take cover! Malone's Cat Dancing again!"

by Chicky Bird April 6, 2006

Cat Burglary

The act of stealing a girlfriend from her current boyfriend, but in an elaborate way; once the heist has been executed, theme music from the Ocean's Eleven, Twelve, and thirteen play in your head. Then, you go to Vegas and watch the water jet show.

-So Luke is with Madison now.
-What?? Hasn't she been with Brandon for like four months?
-Ha! Right up until the best Cat Burglary of the new decade, I bet the theme music from that movie with George Clooney and Brad Pitt is playing in his head RIGHT now
meanwhile..
-(duh..duh..DUH!)

by Gazetteer February 12, 2010

chainsaw cat

the ultimate cold blooded killer, destined to kill anything and everything in its path, it will come into your house, eat your tuna, and kill you, and you wont here it, because his chainsaw is silent, no one knows why chainsaw cat does it, all we know is that he is pure evil, he comes from district nine. it is said that he originaly belonged to killer michael myers, if you want to survive, leave 2 cans of tuna outside on your doorstep or porch, you have been warned

warning! chainsaw cat is in the area, everyone get to the nearest store.

by cocacolafan8 ( im on youtube ) July 12, 2009