Cum sickle

Used condom put in freezer to save for later

Watch out for that bitch she be saving cum sickles to catch a new baby daddy

by Beefstick anonymous May 30, 2018

cum sow

A slovenly thottie worth nothing but toppy
Loved for her body and mouth that be sloppy
Ass is so fat & tits on abundance
Tattoos & piercings will leave you in suspense
Hit her with two pumps (lil pump!), Tell that ho "Ciao!"
That's a wench I like to call a. . .

Lord Farquaad: Like brethren, thou will not acknowledge what mythical beast my celebrated scepter doth sundered¡

Jebediah Jones: Mi Lord, I am rather galvanized by your proclamation.

Tyrone from 3rd St & Patterson: Which chicken came to roost?

Lord Farquaad: Lady #$!*&//_.% , she exhibeth symptoms identical to that of a cum sow.

Tyrone: Always wipe yoself with a ShamWow! after piping a cum sow.

L(*o*L)
Jebediah Jones: Indeed_//!

by L.1.$.H. aka Lemon Butter Lish June 5, 2018

cum lighter

When you put your cum in a lighter, then let a girl light a joint with it so she ingests your cum without her knowing.

Yeah she tasted my cum last night?

Oh she sucked your dick?
Nah I let her use my cum lighter

by 303hoodlyfe May 16, 2018

Cum Stallion

When you slather your fist in semen, and then shove it up her pussy, for the purpose if impregnating,but mainly for fun.

I just gave my wife a good cum stallion.

by TheMoistGinger May 18, 2018

cum freedom

Cumming as many times as possible in a 24 hour period.

I love having cum freedom days with my partner(s).

by Pinky Slingerland July 23, 2019

Cum clean

When you climax in the shower

Someone: BRO I'm about cum clean
Friend: remember clean it up

Someone: It all good I'll be in the shower

by Honeybur November 10, 2019

No Cum Christmas

Not being able to cum during the day of Christmas.

Delilah: Wanna have sex?
Berk: Can't...
Delilah: Why?
Berk: Cause it's No Cum Christmas

by Danny Torn November 11, 2019