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Thai Prayer Beads

Anal Beads

Calqued from French.
Few things are more pleasurable than someone pulling some Thai Prayer Beads out of you.
by ApricotFields May 23, 2025
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Saskatchewan Anal bead booty buster

The Saskatchewan anal bead booty buster is a know form of torture used by the cartel is when one wraps any kind of explosive ordnance around anal beads then shoves them up one’s booty then explodes them
Jamal: how did Bartholomew die again?
Jayden: I heard he got hit with a Saskatchewan anal bead booty buster
by Mango_witdaBBL June 26, 2025
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The Italian Bead

The process of shoving raw pasta in your ass packet by packet and letting it marinate for 5-10 days until you finally release the bottom one causing a jenga effect. This is then served as a dish
Im midst way through The italian bead
by NewJork January 15, 2026
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How to fully grow a beard

Nigga you need to eat some pussy. Lick that shit to the fullest ong bro make sure you know where the clit is. Do this for bout 3 weeks and you got a full beard
“He asked me how to fully grow a beard and I said NIGGA GET DOWN AND EAT MY FUCKING PUSSY
by prollytd June 7, 2023
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This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.
"Babe you want a Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin with my brother?"

"Yes!"
by SkibidiLomas May 1, 2024
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Weird as a monkey's beard

When something is just too weird, and the only way to describe it is that of a beard attached to a monkeys face.
Can you believe Shangela eats sofa cushions on the reg? That's weird as a monkey's beard!
by Dr. Hand May 22, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses
Person 2: Yes.
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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025
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