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Bitch-free 

You are Bitch-free when you have just broken up with some boring chick.
You are bitch-free for a minimum of 3 months up to 6 months
After this delay you are just considered as single.
If you start a new relationship, even if it is a nice girl, you are not bitch-free anymore.
- "Do you have a gf ?"
- "No, i'm bitch-free since 3 months"
Bitch-free by pouf November 18, 2011
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Bitch I'm a Bus 

So I was riding home from class on the bus through the mall parking lot. At my mall, there is an exit where the incoming cars have no stop signs, but the cars exiting the mall do. As you may have heard, there is a hefty bit of snow happening around the midwest, so stopping a bus in this mess is a tinge difficult. Anyway, We were rounding that corner coming out of the mall when a little sedan comes zooming up, trying to whip into the mall. The bus, already midturn, obviously isn't going to stop for this dick. The guy honks, and I'm sitting towards the front where I hear the bus driver(an African American individual) mutter to himself "Bitch... I'm a bus." and keeps driving. I laughed out loud, unable to contain myself.
Now, whenever I want to say I just don't give a fuck, instead I proudly exclaim "Bitch I'm a bus."
Bitch I'm a Bus by juanchopancho February 22, 2011

Bitch Dave 

Bitch Dave | bi ch dayv |

Noun

1. Identified by characteristics similar to that of Bitch Dave, also known as "Jew Dave", "Jose", & "That Dave Bitch".

2. Commonly attributed with the credit of starting the pulling of the strings.

Discovered: Altoona, Pa
Yo Man Alex: Yo man, look whos coming man.

Irish : AWWWW its dat Bitch Dave!

Bitch Dave: Wud Up Craiggg.. suck my dick Craiggg?
Craiggg : is that that Dave Bitch?

Bitch Dave: You tryin to go outside?.. Smoke a Po-rt?

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bitch Dave, why you trying to be hardcore, you fucking homo-thug, and don't be sensitive and angry at the shit that I wrote, cuz if you can take a fucking dick, you can take a joke
Bitch Dave by Irish (Lil Irish) November 18, 2009

Bitch made male 

Used primarily as a gender-based slur against males that display weakness, softness, fear, or girlish/effeminate behaviors; a male that refuses to stand up and take responsibility for his actions like a man. Generally a male that exhibits behaviors, opinions, words or actions not normally associated with strong men such as nagging, whining, pleading, begging, blaming others for his failures or lackings. Prone to attempt to justify the bitch in him by saying things like "but women do it too!" or "but what about what women do!"
After a breakup the bitch made male is still whining and crying on You Tube about how ALL women don't want a "good man" like him years later.

bitch the fuck 

when you're with your friend and you are confused...
TEACHER:you have 50 pages of homework
Me and Friend:"BITCH THE FUCK"
bitch the fuck by skinnypp123 November 9, 2017

Bitch Killer 

A beer containing 5.9% alcohol by volume or also refered to as "Ice" beer. Popular brands include Milwaukee's Best Ice or Natural Ice.
I just got herpes. Let's go drink some bitch killers.
Bitch Killer by Brian Sullivan September 11, 2005

Bitch Hunter

Bitch Hunter was a weekly television action-drama starring Will Ferrel that aired on NBC. It was canceled after the airing of the first episode due to a massive amount of complaints filed against the network by women's groups, due to the graphic portrayal of hunting bitches, as well as the hero's catchphrase "Happy Birthday, bitches!"

The show was nominated for eight Emmy's.
Man, I miss that show Bitch Hunter.