april panic shagging

Feeling or better yet busting a nut on girlfriend or family

How did you spend your holiday John
A bit of April panic shagging to my mom

by Midgeplayes October 1, 2018

april crump

An April crump is a nuther word for a bitch or a hore.

she is an april crump

by ei9or0fgoi9jm May 28, 2018

The Late April Effect

The Late April Effect or The Lapril Effect is a word for occurrences between 20-30th April, it seems we get really sad news at this time a year. Many great people die between this time and also really bad events happens.

Short examples of one of the most memorable events between 20-30th April.

Deaths
Adolf Hitler 30th
Tim Bergling (Avicii) 20th
Verne Troyer 21th

Events
Columbine High School massacre 20th
Earthquake in Kathmandu in Nepal, killing 8000, leaving over 100,000 homeless, destroying many historic sites. 25th
2011 Super Outbreak, 360 tornadoes, $12.2 billion in damages. 324 deaths and 3,100+ injuries. 25-28th

Oh no here comes The Late April Effect..

The word is mainly used at the date between 20-30th of April.

by R1SK May 13, 2018

April Showers

A male masturbation challenge where you can only masturbate in the shower during the month of April. This is a play off of April showers bring may flowers.

Hey bro you gonna participate in April showers?
No bro I hate jerkin in the shower!

by Jack Peterson May 15, 2018

April Fools

In 1582 people realized that there wasn't enough days in a year, so Pope Gregory XIII made us change from the Julian calender to the Gregorian calender. April fools is celebrated because some people didn't know so they still celebrated (new year) in April. However of years the concept of April Fools has changed.

Retared: WOOOOO! APRIL FIRST HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Douchebag: What an April Fool.
GUY: So many April Fools

by MINYOONGIMEHHUBBY May 19, 2018

April 11th

It's not April 10th it's also not April 12th it's just April 11th... It's seriously been called out the be the most boring day ever in 1954.

Do you know what happened on April 11th?
Nothing...

by Hoxlegion April 11, 2018

april fools day

You can literally do anything you want on this day. You can dump bleach in your friends eyes on april fools day and he'll forgive you for it. God forbid you put clear tape on a bathroom door, though.

A: I slept with your girl last night, but last night was april fools day
B: Okay, its fine then

by cows are better than humans May 27, 2018