Apple It's a fucking fruit what do you expect!!! It's red, green or yellow if it's purple it's a fucking plume!
The seeds contain cyanide too so don't be a dead ass retard and eat them like your grandparents eat each other's asses!!!
So what have we learned from this!? That the apple ain't as appetizing anymore is it? Maybe because your thinking of your grandparents fucking. Damn your fucking gross why would you think of that!!!?
No no, you know what!?
Let's stop talking about apples...
Let's talk about you...
Did you look up Apples because your depression is making you feel suicidal and after you feel that way you have slight euphoria and look up dumb shit or are you just stoned?
Either one...
You still looked up what a fucking Apple is.
The seeds contain cyanide too so don't be a dead ass retard and eat them like your grandparents eat each other's asses!!!
So what have we learned from this!? That the apple ain't as appetizing anymore is it? Maybe because your thinking of your grandparents fucking. Damn your fucking gross why would you think of that!!!?
No no, you know what!?
Let's stop talking about apples...
Let's talk about you...
Did you look up Apples because your depression is making you feel suicidal and after you feel that way you have slight euphoria and look up dumb shit or are you just stoned?
Either one...
You still looked up what a fucking Apple is.
Hits blunt*
Deadass 1: Bruh what is an Apple????
Tom: Idk bruh let's look it up on your cellular smartphone.
Deadass 1: Bruh what is an Apple????
Tom: Idk bruh let's look it up on your cellular smartphone.
by Im Worthless :) June 7, 2018
Get the Applemug. In reference to what's left from an old man's adam's apple. It is no longer a hard lump in the throat but a mush.
by portablepotty January 12, 2013
Get the adam's apple saucemug. by A1burt December 4, 2020
Get the Apple Puddingmug. If someone 'Apples', is 'Appling' or a game is 'Appled'. It means that the game has been broken by the player purposefully or accidentally while attempting to do something important within the game.
Person 1: 'Did you see that he appled Little Nightmares?'
Person 2: 'Yeah! He apples every single game he plays.'
Person 3: 'Why does he do so much appling?!'
Person 2: 'Yeah! He apples every single game he plays.'
Person 3: 'Why does he do so much appling?!'
by athyena July 18, 2024
Get the Applingmug. 
Get the Applemug. A company that says features from 4 years ago are "new and exciting" They're also a company that overcharges for products similar to a potato knowing people (mostly basic white chicks) will buy it
Person:I see you're using an Apple product
Basic White Chick: Yeah its better than your phone even though I have no evidence to back it up
Basic White Chick: Yeah its better than your phone even though I have no evidence to back it up
by SouljaBoiiii December 9, 2018
Get the Applemug.