AlabamaLost

An underaged faggot who fucked his sister

Bro, you’e an AlabamaLost!

by EeksDee Dude January 18, 2020

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Alabamacest

An event, usually a party or a family reunion, where people from the same family hook up and have incest with eachother

A family reunion where everybody has sex with eachother

The state of Alabama

Person 1: "Hey man, did you hear what happened at the family reunion?
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard the entire thing was an alabamacest"

by High Defitnion May 8, 2020

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Alabaman Horseride

Riding a sibling who has a dick bigger than 9 inches.

Me and my brother did the alabaman horseride yesterday.

by EnglishRoadmanNumber214 November 17, 2020

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Alabamaniss

When u fuck your stepsister and your mom at the same time well they are asleep, but then your stepfather joins and they wake up and love it. Family bonding time is great!

Jimmy: "I fucked my stepsister and my mom with my stepdad yesterday"
Chad: "Yooo ur Alabamaniss! So cool dude!"

by A old sexy pedo November 30, 2020

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Alabamaism

Alabamaism is the condition that many football players, especially quarterbacks, who went to Alabama seem much better than they are because they are surrounded by the best weapons in the league.

1: Isn’t it crazy how everyone thought Tua was gonna be the best.
2: Classic case of Alabamaism

by Glorified midget November 4, 2021

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Alabamastreethopbebopleaftrotcousinsnottornado

the act of tying your cousin to a street lamp then running at them from the other side of the street while hopping and playing the trombone, which is prelubed with their snot, and when you reach the street lamp shoving the trombone down their throat and while it’s still in their mouth filling their anal cavity with various objects, most commonly leaves. you then spin them around the pole and, if done correctly, the leaves will start firing out of the anal cavity and into your mouth.

Me and my cousin Mark performed an Alabamastreethopbebopleaftrotcousinsnottornado at the family talent show.

by bartholemew123456789 April 11, 2022

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